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Old 01-31-12, 04:52 PM   #661
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Old 02-03-12, 01:37 AM   #662
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Let's have some fun and remove that plank.
Pull, Pull!


Hey leave the plank in place!!!
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Old 02-03-12, 03:12 PM   #663
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It's along way to tipperary

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Old 02-03-12, 03:30 PM   #664
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Hans was only kidding when he said he was cleaning his toe nails with your toothbrush.
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Old 02-03-12, 03:45 PM   #665
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Honestly...the 'pea' soup you've just consumed is open to translation.
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Old 02-04-12, 03:36 AM   #666
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Old 02-05-12, 08:55 AM   #667
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So remember, kids: Lights out at 2100 hrs and, please, let's NOT make me come down there to check on you again!



This is your captain speaking. Due to unexpected surface activity from unfriendly traffic, you may experience some discomfort including, but not limited to, sudden vibrations, loud noises, water sprays and Lt Werner screaming "Oh my God, my God! We're all going to DIE!"



...and that's when I realized why women can't parallel park. Hmm... Tough crowd tonight. Anyway, I'll be here all month. Do try the veal.
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Old 02-05-12, 10:11 AM   #668
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Old 02-05-12, 11:18 AM   #669
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Tonights winning lottery numbers are...
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Just can't get enough of this thread!
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Old 02-12-12, 05:26 PM   #671
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I can't speak right now, mommy.
They are all listening...
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Oh god, I shouldn't have been drinking my tea when I started browsing this thread.

Enigma's latest made me giggle like a little girl
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Hello? Ah, this is your captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.


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Old 02-14-12, 03:56 PM   #674
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And now for something completely different....
Monthy Python































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Old 02-14-12, 05:00 PM   #675
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I'd like to sing you all a song.
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