The last one to post wins! - Page 435

The Enigma · 07-02-15, 01:09 PM

Fubar2Niner · 07-02-15, 02:52 PM

Well reasonably, tho the lottery win is still evading me and I'm still a million pounds short of being a millionaire. On the other hand I have four fingers and a thumb

mapuc · 07-02-15, 03:10 PM

In this lottery you can only come second.

Harvs · 07-02-15, 10:37 PM

No prize for second

Rhodes · 07-03-15, 03:37 AM

Jimbuna · 07-03-15, 07:49 AM

In the end there will be only one.

Fubar2Niner · 07-03-15, 07:58 AM

One what........... Hour, minute,weekend, pint (oh god no please don't say only one pint *sniff* ) , only one train to clarksville?? One what for god sake man ????

Jimbuna · 07-03-15, 08:07 AM

Me

Rhodes · 07-03-15, 08:07 AM

Fubar2Niner · 07-03-15, 08:13 AM

Dressed like that I should bloody hope so

Rhodes · 07-03-15, 11:28 AM

Oh really?

Eichhörnchen · 07-03-15, 11:57 AM

"Regrettably, Frau Hitler, I haff examined your boy and there is indeed only one there..."

nikimcbee · 07-03-15, 11:59 AM

Eichhörnchen · 07-03-15, 12:15 PM

"I'll see your melonhead and raise you a pumpkin..."

soopaman2 · 07-03-15, 01:09 PM

Remember when you fart, to "cut the tail off"

Whoosh your hand past the point of exit, otherwise forensic fart investigators will trace that rotten egg and and corn odor back to your posterior.

Keeping a straight face as you watch everyone else catch the smell helps too. (something I always fail at)

07-02-15, 01:09 PM	#6511
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	__________________

07-02-15, 02:52 PM	#6512
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,187 Downloads: 280 Uploads: 0	Well reasonably, tho the lottery win is still evading me and I'm still a million pounds short of being a millionaire. On the other hand I have four fingers and a thumb Last edited by Fubar2Niner; 07-02-15 at 02:53 PM. Reason: Wrong hand

07-02-15, 10:37 PM	#6514
Harvs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Noonamah,Darwin Posts: 769 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	No prize for second __________________ *You cannot kill that which cannot be hit.* [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Intel Core i7-2600K CPU @ 3.40GHz Liquid cooled NVIDIA GeForce GTX650 TiBOOST X2 in SLI 16GB RAM Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64BIT ASUS MAXIMUS V GENE Motherboard

07-03-15, 03:37 AM	#6515
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,522 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	__________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-03-15, 07:49 AM	#6516
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,300 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In the end there will be only one. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-02-15, 03:10 PM	#6513
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,612 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	In this lottery you can only come second.

07-03-15, 07:58 AM	#6517
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,187 Downloads: 280 Uploads: 0	One what........... Hour, minute,weekend, pint (oh god no please don't say only one pint sniff ) , only one train to clarksville?? One what for god sake man ????

07-03-15, 08:07 AM	#6518
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,300 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Me __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-03-15, 08:07 AM	#6519
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,522 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	__________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-03-15, 08:13 AM	#6520
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,187 Downloads: 280 Uploads: 0	Dressed like that I should bloody hope so

07-03-15, 11:28 AM	#6521
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,522 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Oh really? __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-03-15, 11:57 AM	#6522
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,495 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Regrettably, Frau Hitler, I haff examined your boy and there is indeed only one there..." __________________

07-03-15, 11:59 AM	#6523
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

07-03-15, 12:15 PM	#6524
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,495 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"I'll see your melonhead and raise you a pumpkin..." __________________

07-03-15, 01:09 PM	#6525
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Remember when you fart, to "cut the tail off" Whoosh your hand past the point of exit, otherwise forensic fart investigators will trace that rotten egg and and corn odor back to your posterior. Keeping a straight face as you watch everyone else catch the smell helps too. (something I always fail at) __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.