Dear Steve Thread - Page 41

Armistead · 02-10-13, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Since you couldn't answer my last question...
Can I get a refund?

I M Poor

Here is our refund policy.

Refund policy of Dr. Steve O.L.D

1. All advise/non-advice is final.
2. No Refunds.
3. If you're unhappy with our services, refer to statement 2.
4. Please tip our office staff

u crank · 02-10-13, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

4. Please tip our office staff

I tried to tip the office staff once. Threw me out 'cause I gave him a Canadian nickel.

Wolferz · 02-10-13, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

I tried to tip the office staff once. Threw me out 'cause I gave him a Canadian nickel.

I gave your lackey a tip too..Save Your money.

He threw his name placard at me and it broke.
How will he know who he is now?

Imin Hospital
PS: My attorney Sue Yu will be in touch.

Armistead · 02-10-13, 10:13 AM

Beep Beep...

Dr Steve, they're two pharma reps here in the lobby upset about your payment bouncing. I'm sending them back and going to lunch.

Jimbuna · 02-10-13, 10:28 AM

Dear Steve

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

W Ondering

Sailor Steve · 02-10-13, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Beep Beep...

Dr Steve, they're two pharma reps here in the lobby upset about your payment bouncing. I'm sending them back and going to lunch.

Dear Armistead;

They got here just after I slipped out the window. They now think you lied to them. I was helpful and left them your home address.

From Russia, with love.

Sailor Steve · 02-10-13, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

W Ondering

Because the TV screen isn't big enough to fit inside, but the movie screen is.

Armistead · 02-10-13, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Dear Armistead;

They got here just after I slipped out the window. They now think you lied to them. I was helpful and left them your home address.

From Russia, with love.

I'll call Bruce Willis...

Wolferz · 02-12-13, 10:43 AM

May I apply for the new opening in your office.

Armistead did get Bruce Willis but he's an actor and the pharma reps invoked the Die Hardest protocol.
RIP Armistead

Unfortunately...you won't be missed.

Sailor Steve · 02-12-13, 10:46 AM

Sorry, but Armistead is a comedian. This isn't the first time he's died. He'll be here at the usual time tomorrow.

Wolferz · 02-12-13, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Sorry, but Armistead is a comedian. This isn't the first time he's died. He'll be here at the usual time tomorrow.

Oh, the humanity. Why Steve, why?

Armistead · 02-12-13, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Sorry, but Armistead is a comedian. This isn't the first time he's died. He'll be here at the usual time tomorrow.

If you're not happy with the job I do, feel free to replace yourself.

Sailor Steve · 02-12-13, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Oh, the humanity. Why Steve, why?

Because he has a contract.

Sailor Steve · 02-12-13, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

If you're not happy with the job I do, feel free to replace yourself.

When did I say that? Don't I give you all the peanuts you can eat?

Wolferz · 02-13-13, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

When did I say that? Don't I give you all the peanuts you can eat?

Isn't this the Dear Steve and not the Dear Armistead thread ?

Labor problems are the worst...

02-10-13, 10:13 AM	#604
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Beep Beep... Dr Steve, they're two pharma reps here in the lobby upset about your payment bouncing. I'm sending them back and going to lunch. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,755 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? W Ondering __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve May I apply for the new opening in your office. Armistead did get Bruce Willis but he's an actor and the pharma reps invoked the Die Hardest protocol. RIP Armistead Unfortunately...you won't be missed. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Sorry, but Armistead is a comedian. This isn't the first time he's died. He'll be here at the usual time tomorrow. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo