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01-12-15, 11:58 AM | #6046 |
Navy Seal
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Hoe does that gal feed triplets? She only has two arms.
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01-12-15, 02:31 PM | #6047 |
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That Sinking Feeling...
"I was just having a scratch and I thought: I wonder which of our threads has been the quickest to capsize and sink? Subsim Against Humanity is in with a good chance, and I've had quite a few notable failures myself. I guess that's what they meant by 'degrading the environment'. Which was your favourite turkey?" |
01-14-15, 06:20 PM | #6048 |
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Reading some of the posts in "what are you doing in real life", concerning back-to-front writing, it occurs to me that anyone who is named "Esra" has had a cruel trick played on them by their parents.
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01-14-15, 08:42 PM | #6049 |
Canadian Wolf
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:-)
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01-20-15, 06:57 AM | #6050 |
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How To Annoy Your Wife (3)
When she's immersed in a real tear-jerker, wait for the powerful scene where father and son finally fall on one anothers' necks or whatever, leave it until things just reach that agonising tipping-point and her eyes have filled with tears; choose that special moment to make a loud gulping noise.
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01-21-15, 12:50 PM | #6051 |
Ocean Warrior
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Did the O'Connels (from the Mummy movies) know Indiana Jones?
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Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain! Last edited by fireftr18; 01-21-15 at 03:18 PM. |
01-21-15, 01:36 PM | #6052 |
Still crazy as ever!
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If rockets are propelled by the combustion of liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen, are they fundamentally steam powered?
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02-05-15, 12:18 PM | #6053 |
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My wife asked this: How come ghosts in films are usually wearing clothes? Clothes aren't spirits. Shouldn't they be bollock-naked?
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02-05-15, 12:41 PM | #6054 |
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Yes, but that would lead to some appalling sights, because you very rarely get attractive ladies as ghosts. Mind you, if you did, I would be okay with being haunted!
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02-05-15, 12:46 PM | #6055 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Dress optional in the afterlife
Your wife is correct! in the Odyssey when in hades talking to his dead crewman, Elpenor, the shade of Elpenor is unclothed while Odysseus and the messenger Hermes are clothed...
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" |
02-05-15, 01:29 PM | #6056 |
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Those Ancient Greeks were deep thinkers. I reckon I would've got on as an Ancient Greek, apart from the thinking bit, that is... I love all those Ray Harryhausen movies, see?
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02-05-15, 02:41 PM | #6057 | |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Quote:
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"Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" |
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02-06-15, 05:13 AM | #6058 |
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02-06-15, 06:34 AM | #6059 |
Still crazy as ever!
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About 3 euros an hour! BOOM BOOM!
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02-06-15, 06:39 AM | #6060 |
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I guessed you'd be the one to pick that up! |
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