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Old 01-12-15, 11:58 AM   #6046
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Old 01-12-15, 02:31 PM   #6047
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"I was just having a scratch and I thought: I wonder which of our threads has been the quickest to capsize and sink? Subsim Against Humanity is in with a good chance, and I've had quite a few notable failures myself. I guess that's what they meant by 'degrading the environment'. Which was your favourite turkey?"
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Reading some of the posts in "what are you doing in real life", concerning back-to-front writing, it occurs to me that anyone who is named "Esra" has had a cruel trick played on them by their parents.
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Old 01-20-15, 06:57 AM   #6050
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Default How To Annoy Your Wife (3)

When she's immersed in a real tear-jerker, wait for the powerful scene where father and son finally fall on one anothers' necks or whatever, leave it until things just reach that agonising tipping-point and her eyes have filled with tears; choose that special moment to make a loud gulping noise.

I have to be the other side of the room for this one.
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Did the O'Connels (from the Mummy movies) know Indiana Jones?
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Old 01-21-15, 01:36 PM   #6052
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If rockets are propelled by the combustion of liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen, are they fundamentally steam powered?
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My wife asked this: How come ghosts in films are usually wearing clothes? Clothes aren't spirits. Shouldn't they be bollock-naked?
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Yes, but that would lead to some appalling sights, because you very rarely get attractive ladies as ghosts. Mind you, if you did, I would be okay with being haunted!
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My wife asked this: How come ghosts in films are usually wearing clothes? Clothes aren't spirits. Shouldn't they be bollock-naked?
Your wife is correct! in the Odyssey when in hades talking to his dead crewman, Elpenor, the shade of Elpenor is unclothed while Odysseus and the messenger Hermes are clothed...
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Those Ancient Greeks were deep thinkers. I reckon I would've got on as an Ancient Greek, apart from the thinking bit, that is... I love all those Ray Harryhausen movies, see?

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Those Ancient Greeks were deep thinkers. I reckon I would've got on as an Ancient Greek, apart from the thinking bit, that is... I love all those Ray Harryhausen movies, see?

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Your wife is correct! in the Odyssey when in hades talking to his dead crewman, Elpenor, the shade of Elpenor is unclothed while Odysseus and the messenger Hermes are clothed...


"I say: what's a Greek urn?"
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"I say: what's a Greek urn?"

About 3 euros an hour!

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I guessed you'd be the one to pick that up!
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