I know curiosity killed the cat but...... - Page 40

Sailor Steve · 09-12-07, 07:57 PM

Congratulations!

and

BUMP

Letum · 09-12-07, 09:32 PM

Spam!

Err.....

I mean....

BUMP!

Biggles · 09-13-07, 02:44 PM

Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump!

Lovely Bump, Wonderful Bump!!!!!

Hakahura · 09-13-07, 03:18 PM

Yes Curiosity killed the Cat.

But this is no laughing matter.

After being found guilty by a jury of 12 different cats, Curiosity is serving a life sentence on a maximum security wing. Curiosity left behind his beautiful wife Inquisitive and their 2 young children Interest and Nosiness.

My sympathies lie with Curiosity's family.

Not the Cat, who was probably asking for it anyway!

I mean, a jury, of 12 cats. What did you think the outcome would be? Its a travasty of justice people!

Biggles · 09-13-07, 04:29 PM

here comes the story of the hurricane.....the man the authorities came to blame.....

SteveW1 · 09-14-07, 03:12 AM

BBBBBUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPP!!!!!

JALU3 · 09-15-07, 07:06 AM

This is what I think when I hear Bump . . . maybe it's do to that one girl from Black Eye Peas (I didn't know that she was in Kids Incorporated)?

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

[CHORUS]
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]

[CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)

Hakahura · 09-15-07, 10:40 AM

Newsflash:

Top Human Rights Lawyer, takes on Curiosity's appeal...

Police detain 9 of the 12 cats from jury for questioning...

Spokesman quoted as saying "Charges likely to be brought"...

3 remaining cats said to be "Under Police Protection at an undisclosed locaton"...

Curiosity's family said to be "Cautious but Overjoyed"...

Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"...

Murder or something more sinister?
Who really killed the Cat?

JALU3 · 09-16-07, 01:33 AM

Well if one were to believe the web-sources, and not the government controlled media, as some on the web would like to call it . . . the cat was never really killed the way that the media described it. Rather the cat was removed from where it was at, and is placed in hiding by some super secret "new world order" international organization, and something else was made to look like it was killed. This way all the cats would be whipped up into a frenzy and thus increase the amount of rodents get killed on a daily basis . . . because that's who the government wants them to kill. For they have inhibited the government from tapping into some of the natural resources which they control.

Hakahura · 09-16-07, 10:39 AM

Newsflash:

Cat's grave exhumed...

Coffin empty...

Government Doctor admits "Yes they really do have 9 lives"

Curiosity to be released within hours.

Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"...

Government challenged "Where is Cat?"

Have you seen the Cat?
Should Curiosity receive compensation?

The Avon Lady · 09-16-07, 11:00 AM

So, Curiousity wasn't BUMPed off afterall! :hmm:

Hakahura · 09-16-07, 02:08 PM

Newsflash:

Curiosity has now been released from jail...

Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"...

But where is Cat?

The Avon Lady · 09-16-07, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hakahura

Newsflash:

Curiosity has now been released from jail...

Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"...

But where is Cat?

South Side of Chicago?

Hakahura · 09-16-07, 02:58 PM

"That's not the cat we're looking for"

"He can go about his business"

Monica Lewinsky · 09-16-07, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hakahura

"That's not the cat we're looking for"

This one maybe, with a royal flush?

http://www.glumbert.com/media/cattoilet

09-12-07, 07:57 PM	#586
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Congratulations! and BUMP __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-12-07, 09:32 PM	#587
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Spam! Err..... I mean.... BUMP! __________________

09-13-07, 02:44 PM	#588
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump! Lovely Bump, Wonderful Bump!!!!! __________________

09-13-07, 03:18 PM	#589
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Yes Curiosity killed the Cat. But this is no laughing matter. After being found guilty by a jury of 12 different cats, Curiosity is serving a life sentence on a maximum security wing. Curiosity left behind his beautiful wife Inquisitive and their 2 young children Interest and Nosiness. My sympathies lie with Curiosity's family. Not the Cat, who was probably asking for it anyway! I mean, a jury, of 12 cats. What did you think the outcome would be? Its a travasty of justice people! __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

09-13-07, 04:29 PM	#590
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	here comes the story of the hurricane.....the man the authorities came to blame..... __________________

09-14-07, 03:12 AM	#591
SteveW1 Watch Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 331 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	BBBBBUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPP!!!!! __________________

09-15-07, 07:06 AM	#592
JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 756 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is what I think when I hear Bump . . . maybe it's do to that one girl from Black Eye Peas (I didn't know that she was in Kids Incorporated)? This thing right here Is lettin all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things in life Hahaha Check it out Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish Uh Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca [BRIDGE] She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong [CHORUS] I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong That girl so scandalous And I know another nigga couldn't handle it And she shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish Uh She like to dance at all the hip hop spots And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca [BRIDGE] [CHORUS (2x)] Whoaaa That dress so scandalous And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish (Whoa) Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban ya like the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca (Whoa) She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt (Ooh) Uh think to sing it again Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh think to sing it again Come on Come on Come on Come on Yeahhhh yeah [CHORUS (3x)] Whoa Uh alright Uh whoa yeah Ooh Whoa (Like it when the beat goes da na da na) (Baby make your booty go da na da na) (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) Baby (That thong th thong thong thong) (I like it when the beat goes da na da na) (Baby make your booty go da na da na) (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) (That thong th thong thong thong) __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

09-15-07, 10:40 AM	#593
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Newsflash: Top Human Rights Lawyer, takes on Curiosity's appeal... Police detain 9 of the 12 cats from jury for questioning... Spokesman quoted as saying "Charges likely to be brought"... 3 remaining cats said to be "Under Police Protection at an undisclosed locaton"... Curiosity's family said to be "Cautious but Overjoyed"... Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"... Murder or something more sinister? Who really killed the Cat? __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow. Last edited by Hakahura; 09-15-07 at 06:53 PM.

09-16-07, 01:33 AM	#594
JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 756 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well if one were to believe the web-sources, and not the government controlled media, as some on the web would like to call it . . . the cat was never really killed the way that the media described it. Rather the cat was removed from where it was at, and is placed in hiding by some super secret "new world order" international organization, and something else was made to look like it was killed. This way all the cats would be whipped up into a frenzy and thus increase the amount of rodents get killed on a daily basis . . . because that's who the government wants them to kill. For they have inhibited the government from tapping into some of the natural resources which they control. __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

09-16-07, 10:39 AM	#595
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Newsflash: Cat's grave exhumed... Coffin empty... Government Doctor admits "Yes they really do have 9 lives" Curiosity to be released within hours. Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"... Government challenged "Where is Cat?" Have you seen the Cat? Should Curiosity receive compensation? __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

09-16-07, 11:00 AM	#596
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	So, Curiousity wasn't BUMPed off afterall! :hmm: __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-16-07, 02:08 PM	#597
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Newsflash: Curiosity has now been released from jail... Cat community leaders say "This will lead to violence"... But where is Cat? __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

09-16-07, 02:58 PM	#599
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"That's not the cat we're looking for" "He can go about his business" __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.