The Ashes 2013 Thread - Page 40

STEED · 12-24-13, 03:19 PM

Horse muck for sale, 1st class pure 100% horse muck for sale get it now to pelt the washout England cricket team with.

TarJak · 12-25-13, 06:35 AM

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-1...e1387971071579

Curiouser and curiouser...

Scum in the Geordie Journal?

TarJak · 12-25-13, 06:09 PM

Less than half an hour till the first ball of the test in Melbourne. Looks like it could be a record crowd. Last time the record was set we won 5-0. The stands were still under construction back then so should see a packed house today.

TarJak · 12-25-13, 06:36 PM

Clarke won the toss and elected to bowl first. Bit of a surprise.

TarJak · 12-26-13, 05:13 AM

First day looked like being a bit bleak for both sides, but I reckon Australia is a nose in front at stumps. 91,092 in the stands making a world record crowd for a single day at a test.

Oberon · 12-27-13, 03:01 PM

Here's something to cheer up any Brits who have been down in the dumps:

Aussies, you can bowl this guy out any day of the week.

Jimbuna · 12-27-13, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Here's something to cheer up any Brits who have been down in the dumps:

Aussies, you can bowl this guy out any day of the week.

He didn't do too badly in actual fact

Oberon · 12-27-13, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

He didn't do too badly in actual fact

To be fair, he held his ground, when others would have bailed, but still, goes to show it's not as easy as some people think.

TarJak · 12-28-13, 03:59 AM

I'll give Piers his due, he stayed the course. As for being able to bat. He's not quite as hapless as the Pommy XI. All done for 179! Last 5 wickets gone for 6 runs. Australia with it all there for the taking with two days play 10 wickets in hand and 201 runs to get. Go boys.

STEED · 12-28-13, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Here's something to cheer up any Brits who have been down in the dumps:

Aussies, you can bowl this guy out any day of the week.

If that link is Toff Boy I rather have the abbos throwing sharp spears at him.

TarJak · 12-28-13, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

If that link is Toff Boy I rather have the abbos throwing sharp spears at him.

That can be arranged.

STEED · 12-28-13, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

That can be arranged.

COOL

nikimcbee · 12-28-13, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Horse muck for sale, 1st class pure 100% horse muck for sale get it now to pelt the washout England cricket team with.

So how's your horse muck business going?

STEED · 12-28-13, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

So how's your horse muck business going?

Going well, I'm thinking about branching out to Tiger and Lion dung for the rich bastards who can afford my prices.

nikimcbee · 12-28-13, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Going well, I'm thinking about branching out to Tiger and Lion dung for the rich bastards who can afford my prices.

Okay, just stay away from the business end of the cat.

12-24-13, 03:19 PM	#586
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Horse muck for sale, 1st class pure 100% horse muck for sale get it now to pelt the washout England cricket team with. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-25-13, 06:35 AM	#587
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-1...e1387971071579 Curiouser and curiouser... Scum in the Geordie Journal?

12-25-13, 06:09 PM	#588
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Less than half an hour till the first ball of the test in Melbourne. Looks like it could be a record crowd. Last time the record was set we won 5-0. The stands were still under construction back then so should see a packed house today.

12-25-13, 06:36 PM	#589
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Clarke won the toss and elected to bowl first. Bit of a surprise.

12-26-13, 05:13 AM	#590
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	First day looked like being a bit bleak for both sides, but I reckon Australia is a nose in front at stumps. 91,092 in the stands making a world record crowd for a single day at a test.

12-27-13, 03:01 PM	#591
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Here's something to cheer up any Brits who have been down in the dumps: Aussies, you can bowl this guy out any day of the week.

12-28-13, 03:59 AM	#594
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I'll give Piers his due, he stayed the course. As for being able to bat. He's not quite as hapless as the Pommy XI. All done for 179! Last 5 wickets gone for 6 runs. Australia with it all there for the taking with two days play 10 wickets in hand and 201 runs to get. Go boys.