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Heibges · 04-19-07, 05:26 PM

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"Gos Agroprom"

Ok I am dumb I don't get it

Gos Agroprom was Super Ministry set up by Gorbachev to reform agriculture. Being the ultimate Soviet Communist, he believed that more bureacracy was the answer to the USSR's agricultural problems, not less.

It was probabley the most boneheaded idea regarding agriculture in the USSR since Collectivisation, and resulted in Gorbachev's ouster, and greatly contributed to the fall of the Soviet Union.

Spoon 11th · 04-21-07, 10:41 AM

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Sailor Steve · 05-18-07, 11:18 AM

(Must be read with an Irish accent):

One fine day a kindly old priest was out taking his mornin' constitutional. While he was walking through the woods he heard a tiny voice say "Help me, father! Ye must help me!"

Looking around and wondering where the voice could be coming from, he finally noticed a wee small frog sitting on a stump. "Glory be", said the priest, "a talkin' frog! Will wonders never cease?"

"I wasn't always a frog, father; I used to be a lovely young choirboy. But one day a wicked witch turned me into a frog, and told me that I could only be restored to me true self if a kindly soul took me in, gave me a cup of warm soup to drink, and let me sleep in his very own bed."

Thinking there could be no harm in this, the priest, bein' as we've seen a truly kind soul, scooped up the frog, put him in his pocket and took him home. He then gave him a cup of warm soup and put him in his very own bed, himself goin' to sleep on the sofa.

In the mornin' when he awoke, the kindly father looked in on his room, and, sure as the sun rises, there slept the loveliest young choirboy you ever laid eyes on.

And that, Your Honour, is the case for the Defense.

Tchocky · 05-18-07, 01:17 PM

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I'm on it!

Chock · 05-18-07, 03:57 PM

One early morning, Dave was walking down the beach on the West Coast of the US. Suddenly, a huge rumble of thunder sounded out and the clouds parted above him, wierd shafts of light poured down on Dave and the deep stentorian tones of the Lord sounded out across the skies, with choirs of angelic voices singing out the name Dave in the background. Needless to say, Dave was dumbfounded.

'Dave!' the Lord's voice boomed out.

'Y-Yes?' Dave replied.

'You have lived a good life Dave, and so I have decided to grant you a wish.'

'Me? A wish?'

'Yes Dave, but it can only be one wish, so choose wisely.'

Dave pondered for a moment, then it came to him.

'Well, I'm missing my girlfriend, and I rarely get to see her because I have to work here and she lives in Hawaii, and I can't always afford to fly over there to see her on the weekends, so, my wish is that you build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there to see her any time I like Lord.'

'A bridge to Hawaii Dave, just so you can see your girlfriend more often, that's a little self indulgent don't you think Dave? What about a cure for cancer, or world peace or something like that?' enquired the Lord.

'Oh.' replied Dave 'Well, now you put it like that, I think you may be right, it does seem a little selfish to choose something like that. Okay, how about this then; Women have always been a mystery to men, and I think it would be a much nicer world if they could truly understand them and feel what they feel. Why they cry, why they laugh, and what they really think and feel. So that's my choice Lord, I'd like to really understand women.'

'So, do you want two lanes or four on that bridge Dave?' answered the Lord.

Spoon 11th · 06-23-07, 12:48 PM

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	(Must be read with an Irish accent): One fine day a kindly old priest was out taking his mornin' constitutional. While he was walking through the woods he heard a tiny voice say "Help me, father! Ye must help me!" Looking around and wondering where the voice could be coming from, he finally noticed a wee small frog sitting on a stump. "Glory be", said the priest, "a talkin' frog! Will wonders never cease?" "I wasn't always a frog, father; I used to be a lovely young choirboy. But one day a wicked witch turned me into a frog, and told me that I could only be restored to me true self if a kindly soul took me in, gave me a cup of warm soup to drink, and let me sleep in his very own bed." Thinking there could be no harm in this, the priest, bein' as we've seen a truly kind soul, scooped up the frog, put him in his pocket and took him home. He then gave him a cup of warm soup and put him in his very own bed, himself goin' to sleep on the sofa. In the mornin' when he awoke, the kindly father looked in on his room, and, sure as the sun rises, there slept the loveliest young choirboy you ever laid eyes on. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the Defense. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	An oldie, but still makes me laugh... One early morning, Dave was walking down the beach on the West Coast of the US. Suddenly, a huge rumble of thunder sounded out and the clouds parted above him, wierd shafts of light poured down on Dave and the deep stentorian tones of the Lord sounded out across the skies, with choirs of angelic voices singing out the name Dave in the background. Needless to say, Dave was dumbfounded. 'Dave!' the Lord's voice boomed out. 'Y-Yes?' Dave replied. 'You have lived a good life Dave, and so I have decided to grant you a wish.' 'Me? A wish?' 'Yes Dave, but it can only be one wish, so choose wisely.' Dave pondered for a moment, then it came to him. 'Well, I'm missing my girlfriend, and I rarely get to see her because I have to work here and she lives in Hawaii, and I can't always afford to fly over there to see her on the weekends, so, my wish is that you build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there to see her any time I like Lord.' 'A bridge to Hawaii Dave, just so you can see your girlfriend more often, that's a little self indulgent don't you think Dave? What about a cure for cancer, or world peace or something like that?' enquired the Lord. 'Oh.' replied Dave 'Well, now you put it like that, I think you may be right, it does seem a little selfish to choose something like that. Okay, how about this then; Women have always been a mystery to men, and I think it would be a much nicer world if they could truly understand them and feel what they feel. Why they cry, why they laugh, and what they really think and feel. So that's my choice Lord, I'd like to really understand women.' 'So, do you want two lanes or four on that bridge Dave?' answered the Lord.

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