What are you going to do with your $1,200 stimulus check? - Page 4

ET2SN · 04-02-20, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

That's what we have been doing since 1967

Yeah, but now its important. Don't wait for the comet to show up.

Mr Quatro · 04-02-20, 01:39 PM

Mnuchin says Social Security recipients won't have to file tax return to get stimulus payments

NinjaCat · 04-02-20, 01:56 PM

Praying to god I dont get laid off though...

Aktungbby · 04-02-20, 03:35 PM

FlatFaceNinjaCatFruityAfro!

les green01 · 04-09-20, 12:39 AM

looking and thinking about buying another motorcycle or another firearm

Buddahaid · 04-09-20, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathaniel B.

I feel the same way about California.

I was in both. What do I do now?

Sean C · 04-09-20, 03:17 AM

Well, the fact that you used the "past tense" is a good start. Next I'd say:

Take a very long, very hot shower
Spray everything you own with Lysol™ (be careful with electronics)
Watch old westerns until you forget everything even remotely related to any SJW nonsense
Buy a large caliber gun, go to the nearest shooting range and unload a few mags
Drink a beer ... or twelve
Find some good looking women (preferably in the "fun zone" of the hot/crazy matrix)
Have them cook you a nice steak dinner
Bed them
Restore a classic muscle car and drive it like you stole it, periodically revving the engine for no reason other than the fact that it sounds effing awesome
Do something involving fire, explosions and a general waste of time
Go muddin'
Make new friends who can get you out of a jam because you overestimated your muddin' abilities
Tell long, boring stories about your misadventures to your new friends around a camp fire in the middle of nowhere.
...?
Profit

That should do it.

Aktungbby · 04-10-20, 04:20 PM

warning in todays WSJ: scams abound! don't even click on msg's site informing you "your check is ready; just fill out the form..."

Mr Quatro · 04-10-20, 05:05 PM

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money...ng/5121743002/

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Automatic payments are set to begin next week. Eligible taxpayers who filed tax returns for either 2019 or 2018 and chose direct deposit for their refund will automatically receive a stimulus payment of up to $1,200 for individuals or $2,400 for married couples and $500 for each qualifying child, the IRS said Friday.

Rockstar · 04-10-20, 06:05 PM

IMO its not over until they find a vaccine. When they eventually open for business, infections are going to spike again. If I were to get one I would hold on to it or get more long term storage items for another round of social distancing and isolation.

Jimbuna · 04-11-20, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

IMO its not over until they find a vaccine. When they eventually open for business, infections are going to spike again. If I were to get one I would hold on to it or get more long term storage items for another round of social distancing and isolation.

Wise words

Mr Quatro · 04-13-20, 10:04 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/first-wav...002559299.html

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The first batch of stimulus payments promised to American taxpayers amid the coronavirus pandemic were direct deposited on Saturday, the Internal Revenue Service said.

"We know many people are anxious to get their payments; we'll continue issuing them as fast as we can," the agency tweeted Saturday evening.

On Monday, the Treasury Department said more than 80 million consumers will receive their payments this week.

On social media, some Americans said they'd received payments in their bank accounts, while others said they were eagerly awaiting the checks to land in their accounts.

Buddahaid · 04-15-20, 11:58 AM

We received our $2400.00 today and $500.00 of it went to Costco. Glad to see they are limiting everyone to one item by item type so we bought two different brands of butter etc. to get what we would normally buy every other week.

Aktungbby · 04-15-20, 12:02 PM

I hope one brand was 'Land o Lakes'...that would go 'Minnesota nicely' with your pandemic Spam cache.

Jimbuna · 04-15-20, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddahaid

We received our $2400.00 today and $500.00 of it went to Costco. Glad to see they are limiting everyone to one item by item type so we bought two different brands of butter etc. to get what we would normally buy every other week.

That is what the wife and I have been doing here in the UK

View Poll Results: What will you do with your stimulus checks?
Spend it	8	27.59%
Pay bills with it	4	13.79%
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Spend it on wine, women and song	11	37.93%
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04-09-20, 03:17 AM	#52
Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 988 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 2	Well, the fact that you used the "past tense" is a good start. Next I'd say: Take a very long, very hot shower Spray everything you own with Lysol™ (be careful with electronics) Watch old westerns until you forget everything even remotely related to any SJW nonsense Buy a large caliber gun, go to the nearest shooting range and unload a few mags Drink a beer ... or twelve Find some good looking women (preferably in the "fun zone" of the hot/crazy matrix) Have them cook you a nice steak dinner Bed them Restore a classic muscle car and drive it like you stole it, periodically revving the engine for no reason other than the fact that it sounds effing awesome Do something involving fire, explosions and a general waste of time Go muddin' Make new friends who can get you out of a jam because you overestimated your muddin' abilities Tell long, boring stories about your misadventures to your new friends around a camp fire in the middle of nowhere. ...? Profit That should do it. __________________ If you have a question about celestial navigation ... ask me! Celestial Navigation Spreadsheet Last edited by Sean C; 04-09-20 at 03:31 AM.

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Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	IMO its not over until they find a vaccine. When they eventually open for business, infections are going to spike again. If I were to get one I would hold on to it or get more long term storage items for another round of social distancing and isolation.

04-15-20, 11:58 AM	#58
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,334 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	We received our $2400.00 today and $500.00 of it went to Costco. Glad to see they are limiting everyone to one item by item type so we bought two different brands of butter etc. to get what we would normally buy every other week. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

04-15-20, 12:02 PM	#59
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,136 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I hope one brand was 'Land o Lakes'...that would go 'Minnesota nicely' with your pandemic Spam cache. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!