Critical Toilet Paper Poll - Page 4

vienna · 03-23-20, 08:36 AM

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STEED · 03-23-20, 08:37 AM

^Crap film forgive the pun but that scene was funny.

Jimbuna · 03-23-20, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Reading reports water ccmpany's are urging people not to flush anything other than toilet paper and bin the rest as reports of blocked pipes have gone up.

As has always been the case as I recall.

Mr Quatro · 03-23-20, 11:20 AM

Went to the store yesterday eggs, milk, bread all in good supply, but no hand sanitizer and TP was limited to one package with only three or four left.

So I bought paper towels for on $1.29 each ... I don't have any problems wiping my butt with a paper towel and avoiding the fear of the great America break through.

Aktungbby · 03-23-20, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by vienna

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^ NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS- HOW TO USE THAT
SINGLE SQUARE PROPERLY DURING TP RATIONING:

Eichhörnchen · 03-23-20, 01:03 PM

I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think...

Jimbuna · 03-23-20, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think...

"What a cute looking arse"?

mapuc · 03-23-20, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think...

You could be thinking of

Corona virus
Toilet paper shortage
alternatives
#4

Markus

Moonlight · 03-23-20, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think...

Its time you found a different hobby Mr Squirrel.

mapuc · 03-23-20, 06:02 PM

Sharing

In my effort to buy toilet paper i got a lot of double arks

I have double of number 3, 7, 10, 13, 14, 16, 22 and 25

I would like to change those with number 1, 8, 11, 12, 18, 22 and 27

So if you have extra/double of these ark numbers and are missing those I have double of then post a comment.

Markus

Reece · 03-23-20, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think...

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

"What a cute looking arse"?

That is just so bad Jim!!

Mr Quatro · 03-23-20, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna View Post
"What a cute looking arse"?

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Originally Posted by Reece

That is just so bad Jim!!

Did you count the words Jim posted and realize he now thinks in just five (5) words

Catfish · 03-24-20, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think...

But why use your own garden.

vienna · 03-24-20, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Is that a full-auto model or is it a square-at-a-time?...

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Jimbuna · 03-24-20, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

Sharing

In my effort to buy toilet paper i got a lot of double arks

I have double of number 3, 7, 10, 13, 14, 16, 22 and 25

I would like to change those with number 1, 8, 11, 12, 18, 22 and 27

So if you have extra/double of these ark numbers and are missing those I have double of then post a comment.

Markus

What is an 'ark' Markus?

View Poll Results: How many rolls of TP are in your inventory?
None, nada, we're out!	3	4.84%
1-4 rolls, it's looking grim here.	7	11.29%
5-10 rolls. All clear on the horizon.	25	40.32%
11-20 rolls. Will consider trades for mint condition Beanie Babies.	15	24.19%
21 +: When does prepping turn into hoarding? Dunno but my heinie is shiny.	12	19.35%
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Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Went to the store yesterday eggs, milk, bread all in good supply, but no hand sanitizer and TP was limited to one package with only three or four left. So I bought paper towels for on $1.29 each ... I don't have any problems wiping my butt with a paper towel and avoiding the fear of the great America break through. __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,495 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I watched my mother-in-law's dog dragging his arse across the lawn the other day. Made me think... __________________

03-23-20, 06:02 PM	#55
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,611 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Sharing In my effort to buy toilet paper i got a lot of double arks I have double of number 3, 7, 10, 13, 14, 16, 22 and 25 I would like to change those with number 1, 8, 11, 12, 18, 22 and 27 So if you have extra/double of these ark numbers and are missing those I have double of then post a comment. Markus