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08-01-17, 11:53 AM | #46 |
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Why didn't someone tell me the squirrel already posted?
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Extradite Deez Nutz in your mouth Commissioner Mark Rowley you fascist pig. Make 1984 fiction again. |
08-01-17, 03:30 PM | #47 |
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Hey what's the beef? Calm down or jim will pinched you're nuts.
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08-01-17, 07:00 PM | #48 | |
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Losing participants needn't feel bad 'cause they get a free dance lesson at BOB's dance studio. Over to you Eichhorchen.
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08-02-17, 04:29 AM | #49 |
Starte das Auto
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Okay... "What kind of nut gives you a cold?"
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08-02-17, 05:45 AM | #50 |
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Are you into poker? "Stone-cold nuts"?
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08-02-17, 06:05 AM | #51 |
Starte das Auto
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Nope...
... and nope
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08-02-17, 07:48 AM | #52 |
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Cashews...
<O>
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08-02-17, 07:55 AM | #53 |
Starte das Auto
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Correct!
CAAA-SHEW! vienna's turn
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08-02-17, 08:50 AM | #54 |
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Gesundheit!!...
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?... <O>
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08-02-17, 08:55 AM | #55 |
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(Ha-ha, very good)
None of them... it's a coconut tree
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08-02-17, 09:35 AM | #56 |
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Correct!!...
It was the only 'squirrel' joke I could remember; that plus a little girl stumped me with the riddle a few decades ago... <O>
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08-02-17, 10:23 AM | #57 | ||
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Quote:
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08-02-17, 11:50 AM | #58 |
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Yes, stop barging in, CW... I'm still thinking
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08-02-17, 12:13 PM | #59 |
Starte das Auto
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Okay then...
A boy and a doctor went fishing; the boy was the doctor's son, yet the doctor wasn't the boy's father... so who is the doctor?
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08-02-17, 12:37 PM | #60 |
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His mother...
<O>
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