Australia laughing stock of the World - Page 4

Wolferz · 06-30-13, 07:26 PM

We the unwilling lead by the unqualified have done so much with so little for so long that now we are expected to do everything with nothing.

It's hard to choose the lesser of two evils when the only choices are equally evil.
I'd suggest casting null ballots. That way there's always a one to one tie.

Only problem is all the sheople who get brainwashed by these political turds.
Flush them all and let's see what happens. Most likely stopped up plumbing and an overflowing toilet.

STEED · 07-01-13, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

That's all most politicians serve up these days...verbal diarrhoea

A. Politician who dose work for the people, very few a far between.

B. Career Politician who lies cheats steals and craps on without a care in the world who's lives they destroy, plenty of these and lots lots lots more to come.

Jimbuna · 07-01-13, 03:09 PM

Time to become a politician then

STEED · 07-01-13, 03:31 PM

We need more..A

nikimcbee · 07-01-13, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

We need more..A

Sounds like you're ready to move "Down Undah" and be the gubner then.

We'll build you a big mansion in Alice Springs, and you can rule over your new empire.

Just watch out for Reece though....

TarJak · 07-01-13, 06:05 PM

OK Jim what's yur plan for the Australian economy? A Newcastle Brown Ale led recovery?

Reece · 07-01-13, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Our choice this election is between a poo sandwich and poo on toast. Eat up Australia.

That sums it up pretty well!!!

nikimcbee · 07-01-13, 09:40 PM

By Newcastle, you mean Fosters, right?

Reece · 07-02-13, 01:30 AM

Can I interest you in a yummy sandwich Niki??

Jimbuna · 07-02-13, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

OK Jim what's yur plan for the Australian economy? A Newcastle Brown Ale led recovery?

Count me in...we'll switch the production from Yorkshire straight away

Herr-Berbunch · 07-02-13, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Count me in...we'll switch the production from Yorkshire straight away

To where? (New) South Wales?

Jimbuna · 07-02-13, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

To where? (New) South Wales?

Don't be silly....Newcastle (New) South Wales

nikimcbee · 07-02-13, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Can I interest you in a yummy sandwich Niki??

I'm not going to fall for that trick....
wait what kind of sandwich?

STEED · 07-02-13, 01:25 PM

We can send you one big dildo called David Cameron if you like.

BTW: We don't take returns.

TarJak · 07-02-13, 04:52 PM

You can keep him thanks for the offer but you can take Dullard back to Wales if you don't mind.

@Jim Newcastle New South Wales does have the facilities to start production immediately.http://www.bluetongue.com.au/Home.aspx

@Niki Just close your eyes and think of Vegemite.

06-30-13, 07:26 PM	#46
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	It can be said of any government and its people... We the unwilling lead by the unqualified have done so much with so little for so long that now we are expected to do everything with nothing. It's hard to choose the lesser of two evils when the only choices are equally evil. I'd suggest casting null ballots. That way there's always a one to one tie. Only problem is all the sheople who get brainwashed by these political turds. Flush them all and let's see what happens. Most likely stopped up plumbing and an overflowing toilet. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-01-13, 03:09 PM	#48
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Time to become a politician then __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	We need more..A __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	By Newcastle, you mean Fosters, right? __________________

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,693 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Can I interest you in a yummy sandwich Niki?? __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

07-01-13, 06:05 PM	#51
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	OK Jim what's yur plan for the Australian economy? A Newcastle Brown Ale led recovery?

07-02-13, 01:25 PM	#59
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	We can send you one big dildo called David Cameron if you like. BTW: We don't take returns. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-02-13, 04:52 PM	#60
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	You can keep him thanks for the offer but you can take Dullard back to Wales if you don't mind. @Jim Newcastle New South Wales does have the facilities to start production immediately.http://www.bluetongue.com.au/Home.aspx @Niki Just close your eyes and think of Vegemite.