The wife, husband, spouse, bf, gf thread. - Page 4

Herr-Berbunch · 01-12-13, 01:06 PM

Temperature!

I can't be the only one, I know I'm not, that had a constant temp battle in the house or car. Women = feel too cold. Men = too hot.

HundertzehnGustav · 01-12-13, 01:14 PM

+1!!

Jimbuna · 01-12-13, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

I hear that the sex change operations are becoming quite reliable these days.

LOL

Platapus · 01-12-13, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Temperature!

I can't be the only one, I know I'm not, that had a constant temp battle in the house or car. Women = feel too cold. Men = too hot.

Crikey ain't that true.

So many times The Frau is wearing PJs, robe and even a blanket and still complaining it is freezing. Meanwhile, I am in my office with 3 fans, wearing gym shorts, eye glasses and a watch and still sweating.

HundertzehnGustav · 01-12-13, 03:35 PM

holding a cold beer?

Jimbuna · 01-12-13, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Crikey ain't that true.

So many times The Frau is wearing PJs, robe and even a blanket and still complaining it is freezing. Meanwhile, I am in my office with 3 fans, wearing gym shorts, eye glasses and a watch and still sweating.

Pictures or it didn't happen

Platapus · 01-12-13, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Pictures or it didn't happen

Picture of The Frau on her PJs would be acceptable.

She is what I call a hyper-thermic tookus.

But pictures of me with my shirt off?

I am sure that will violate many national and international laws as well as be counter to our morals.

Jimbuna · 01-12-13, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Picture of The Frau on her PJs would be acceptable.

She is what I call a hyper-thermic tookus.

But pictures of me with my shirt off?

I am sure that will violate many national and international laws as well as be counter to our morals.

LOL

GT182 · 01-12-13, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by danasan

GoldenRivet, you are a lucky guy.

Yes he is, but only for a short time. Once she puts the ring in his nose life will never be the same.... Over time it all goes downhill and it's not pretty.

I thought the same as GR with my 1st wife. Not quit as much with the 2nd wife. Now I know there will never be a 3rd wife.

The only way is to shack up.

It seems they try harder to keep you happy. Not the other way around after you tie the knots. Yes I said knots for a reason.

sharkbit · 01-12-13, 05:54 PM

My biggest pet peeve is my wife leaving on the lights when she leaves the room. I'll come up in the morning after breakfast before work while she is downstairs making the kids' breakfast and our bedroom light, her night stand light, the closet light, and the bathroom lights are all on, along with her night stand radio. Drives me nuts.

Platapus · 01-12-13, 06:25 PM

Yeah we have the same problem in my house

Evidently I am the only one who can

Turn out a light
Empty a garbage bag
Clean up after the dogs
Put dishes in the washer
Take dishes out of the washer
Recognize when laundry needs to be done
...

01-12-13, 01:06 PM	#46
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Temperature! I can't be the only one, I know I'm not, that had a constant temp battle in the house or car. Women = feel too cold. Men = too hot. __________________

01-12-13, 01:14 PM	#47
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	+1!! __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

01-12-13, 03:35 PM	#50
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	holding a cold beer? __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

01-12-13, 05:54 PM	#55
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	My biggest pet peeve is my wife leaving on the lights when she leaves the room. I'll come up in the morning after breakfast before work while she is downstairs making the kids' breakfast and our bedroom light, her night stand light, the closet light, and the bathroom lights are all on, along with her night stand radio. Drives me nuts. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

01-12-13, 06:25 PM	#56
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,384 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Yeah we have the same problem in my house Evidently I am the only one who can Turn out a light Empty a garbage bag Clean up after the dogs Put dishes in the washer Take dishes out of the washer Recognize when laundry needs to be done ... __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.