Puns - Page 4

Jimbuna · 01-08-12, 04:35 PM

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Sailor Steve · 01-13-12, 02:11 PM

A backward poet writes inverse.

Jimbuna · 01-13-12, 04:07 PM

A piece of string walked into a bar and said "Gimme a beer!" but the bartender said "Get outta here! We don't serve your kind here!" So the string left, but he was thirsty, and he really wanted a beer, so he messed up his hair real badly and looped himself around until he had tied himself into a knot. When the string went back into the bar, the bartender looked at him suspiciously and said "Aren't you that worthless piece of string I just threw outta here?" No, the string replied, "I'm a frayed knot!"

Kaye T. Bai · 01-18-12, 09:23 PM

A man was found smuggling gold through his rectum. His reaction when he was caught as he crapped bricks, was: "Au crap!"

Jimbuna · 01-19-12, 06:46 AM

Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

01-08-12, 04:35 PM	#46
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-13-12, 02:11 PM	#47
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	A backward poet writes inverse. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-13-12, 04:07 PM	#48
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A piece of string walked into a bar and said "Gimme a beer!" but the bartender said "Get outta here! We don't serve your kind here!" So the string left, but he was thirsty, and he really wanted a beer, so he messed up his hair real badly and looped himself around until he had tied himself into a knot. When the string went back into the bar, the bartender looked at him suspiciously and said "Aren't you that worthless piece of string I just threw outta here?" No, the string replied, "I'm a frayed knot!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-18-12, 09:23 PM	#49
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	A man was found smuggling gold through his rectum. His reaction when he was caught as he crapped bricks, was: "Au crap!" Last edited by Kaye T. Bai; 01-18-12 at 11:20 PM.

01-19-12, 06:46 AM	#50
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Old electricians never die, they just lose contact. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!