It's my 18th birthday! - Page 4

Ducimus · 11-05-10, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Don't bother, they are not worth it. It is no fun to pay money to see women you can't have press all your magic buttons.

Fixed. And... that isn't something you figure out tell your older. But, you sure do have fun in the meantime.

antikristuseke · 11-05-10, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Don't bother, they are not worth it. It is no fun to pay money to see women who would normally have nothing to do with you.

Find yourself a nice lady and get a "private" strip. Sooooo much more satisfying.

Prostitutes are more satifying that strippers indeed

DarkFish · 11-05-10, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Some will even say 'act your age and not your shoe size'....I don't know mine

I do

Shoesize that is.

And age as well of course

Though there's nothing wrong with my age, don't get me wrong!

I do have rather large foots though, which is why I put the "

" after "I do".

But the "

" doesn't have anything to do with my age.

Just with my shoesize

You get it?

Gargamel · 11-05-10, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Conga rats man. Hope you had a good birthday.

Just had to do that.... saw that typo and i lol'd when i found the pic to go with it.

Platapus · 11-05-10, 08:42 PM

Not a typo. I have been using that term for years.

DarkFish · 11-05-10, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargamel

Just had to do that.... saw that typo and i lol'd when i found the pic to go with it.

Reminds me of STEED's Bass Tart: http://subsim.com/radioroom/showpost...3&postcount=27

Ducimus · 11-05-10, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Prostitutes are more satifying that strippers indeed

Guy i knew in the service once told me (and im cleaning this up a little bit),

"There is no such thing as free sex. All women are prostitutes, it's just the price that is negotiable."

Think i'll run and hide now, before Frau comes down on me like a ton of bricks.

frau kaleun · 11-05-10, 09:01 PM

Oh Duuuuucimus....

INCOMIIIIIING!

Jimbuna · 11-06-10, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkFish

I do

Shoesize that is.

And age as well of course

Though there's nothing wrong with my age, don't get me wrong!

I do have rather large foots though, which is why I put the "

" after "I do".

But the "

" doesn't have anything to do with my age.

Just with my shoesize

You get it?

Huh?

kiwi_2005 · 11-06-10, 04:35 PM

Happy birthday!

Man I so wish I was 18 again, once you hit the 40's you notice gravity is not your friend everything seems an extra weight on your shoulders, that's why we have alcohol for us oldies so we can feel lighter.

JU_88 · 11-06-10, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Solace

I want a Sega Saturn.

im confused about this one
If you're 18 now -then you would have been 3 years old when the Sega Saturn came out - abit young for VF2 and Sega Rally..

....but happy 18th mate

11-05-10, 08:42 PM	#50
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Not a typo. I have been using that term for years. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-06-10, 04:35 PM	#55
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Happy birthday! Man I so wish I was 18 again, once you hit the 40's you notice gravity is not your friend everything seems an extra weight on your shoulders, that's why we have alcohol for us oldies so we can feel lighter. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

11-05-10, 09:01 PM	#53
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Oh Duuuuucimus.... INCOMIIIIIING!