Religious Poll - Page 4

Penguin · 08-11-10, 02:11 PM

Thank Zeus I'm a heretic and not a blasphemer, so I won't be burned!

So how to deal with other forums: start a crusade against them? send missionaries? Or let them be wiped out when the apocalypse comes?

frau kaleun · 08-11-10, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

Thank Zeus I'm a heretic

We stone those, starting next Tuesday.

Konovalov · 08-11-10, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

We stone those, starting next Tuesday.

Stoning is not appropriate here at the religion of Subsim. I say send them down to crush depth to meet thy make Onkel Neal.

Takeda Shingen · 08-11-10, 02:34 PM

So that would make keelhauling the act of being officially excommunicated.

frau kaleun · 08-11-10, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Konovalov

Stoning is not appropriate here at the religion of Subsim. I say send them down to crush depth to meet thy make Onkel Neal.

But we're throwing really sharp stones. At their pressure hulls.

Actually not so much "throwing" as "dropping from overhead."

Also they're totally bombs instead of stones, but whatever. Our god is not in the details.

Penguin · 08-11-10, 02:37 PM

I'll better keep my holy Tauchretter ready to use!

UnderseaLcpl · 08-11-10, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

But we're throwing really sharp stones. At their pressure hulls.

Actually not so much "throwing" as "dropping from overhead."

Also they're totally bombs instead of stones, but whatever. Our god is not in the details.

They aren't usually bombs, they're depth charges. There's a considerable difference between the two in the scriptures.

See? This is why we can't allow women in the clergy! They misinterpret the scriptures to meet their needs at the cost of the Church!

WarlordATF · 08-11-10, 02:43 PM

It Burns!! It Burns!! It...

Kinda Tickles

frau kaleun · 08-11-10, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

They aren't usually bombs, they're depth charges. There's a considerable difference between the two in the scriptures.

See? This is why we can't allow women in the clergy! They misinterpret the scriptures to meet their needs at the cost of the Church!

This is merely a difference of interpretation based on the ambiguous language of our Holy Scriptures, The Principia Subsimmia, or How I Found The Nelson And What I Did When I Found Her.

In the original text, written in Lolcat, the phrase in question is "esplodey t'ings."

You say depth charges, I say bombs, let's blow the whole thing up.

jumpy · 08-11-10, 03:20 PM

I can has a blow ballast?

frau kaleun · 08-11-10, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

So that would make keelhauling the act of being officially excommunicated.

Somebody needs to photoshop us a picture of Neal in a pope hat stat.

Bonus points if he's also wearing Prada.

Wolfehunter · 08-11-10, 03:24 PM

Because it will cause a flame war.. hehehe.

But I like this vid.

Some logic in this.

frau kaleun · 08-11-10, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

I can has a blow ballast?

Skybird · 08-11-10, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfehunter

But I like this vid.

Some logic in this.

Some relief in that:

Mean. Nasty. German.

Dowly · 08-11-10, 04:00 PM

I' m noit sure if i have answred this one yet, but I gota say this is very stupid poll. I can''t find the vote butttons!

08-11-10, 02:43 PM	#53
WarlordATF Frogman Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: SW Florida Posts: 288 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	It Burns!! It Burns!! It... Kinda Tickles __________________

08-11-10, 03:20 PM	#55
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	I can has a blow ballast? __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	Because it will cause a flame war.. hehehe. But I like this vid. Some logic in this. __________________

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Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Thank Zeus I'm a heretic and not a blasphemer, so I won't be burned! So how to deal with other forums: start a crusade against them? send missionaries? Or let them be wiped out when the apocalypse comes?

08-11-10, 02:34 PM	#49
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	So that would make keelhauling the act of being officially excommunicated.

08-11-10, 02:37 PM	#51
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	I'll better keep my holy Tauchretter ready to use!

08-11-10, 04:00 PM	#60
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I' m noit sure if i have answred this one yet, but I gota say this is very stupid poll. I can''t find the vote butttons!