The F---!!!! moments thread - Page 4

TheBrauerHour · 09-06-09, 08:44 PM

Teamwork in WWIIOL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Spike88 · 09-06-09, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBrauerHour

Teamwork in WWIIOL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

LOL. Thats actually pretty funny.

Spike88 · 09-07-09, 08:35 PM

Getting my first zero kill, which also happens to be my first plane I've shot down, only to stall after coming in to the chase, normally I would've been able to recover, but I was under 200m. I hit the water before I could do anything.

I yelled **** outloud.

Dowly · 09-08-09, 07:22 AM

Arclight · 09-08-09, 08:18 AM

:rotfl:

Yep, sell that Rapier and move on.

Uplink:

Trying to frame some guy for something and have the feds show up on my doorstep.

Dowly · 09-08-09, 09:39 AM

@AL

But it's not even good for that! 26k lousy credits I got from it.

One more from X3:TC

Was cruising around in my Momma Ferret (Boa TM) around the Terran sectors and I'm now convinced that they have somekind of plot to kill me and make it look like an accident. Why? Because 90% of the time when I use their jumpgate thingies, there's Terran Destroyer parked on the other side so that if I dont pay VERY close attention when I come out of the gate, I'll smack right into it's cockpit.

Arclight · 09-08-09, 10:12 AM

Yeah, I know, I had weapons that cost more than that Rapier when they offered it. :rotfl:

Still, those Terran weapons are pretty awesome, though terribly expensive. Shielding is good for M5, speed is decent too... but yeah, if you arrive with a TM, couple of tricked out M3s on board, that Rapier is nothing.

I usually go through gates on autopilot, causes a lot less "accidents".

Raptor1 · 09-08-09, 10:18 AM

Ah, like the old tactic of tractor beaming an ore mine in front of the jump gate and watching as the hordes of poor victims jump in to collide with it?

Arclight · 09-08-09, 06:52 PM

Or towing an asteroid in the path of AI ships that try to dock at weapons factories. Only way I know of to make sure you can get cheap weapons. Though you'll have to stock those factories yourself... manually.

No wait, that doesn't kill people... nvm.

Torvald Von Mansee · 09-14-09, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

TF2 spy

Sneak....

Sneak.....

Sneak.......

Sneak.........

Sneak...........

SPY CHECK

GAAAAGH -DEAD-

AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Dowly · 09-17-09, 10:55 AM

Had a great round going playing a sniper in BF2 the other day. Had died once (enemy commander used his arty to kill me, sucks to be this good

) but had gotten quite a few kills already. I spawned back in from the Refinery (the map was Dragon Valley) and started to make my way towards the River Village or Hill village, anywho, that flag near Refinery & Power Station. Again, ragged in some kills along the way and got into a good position to guard the flag. US team was attacking the flag so kills were easy and plenty.

Then I started to hear automatic fire from the area left of me, I saw a guy spraying the flag with his SAW and immediately got my sights on him. He turned around in a 0.001 seconds and his first round hit me in the head, firing full auto from 150m distance and before he had completely turned towards me. And that marked my first death to a ****ING WANKER TOSSER ****EATING AIMBOTTING ****!!!

HunterICX · 09-17-09, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Then I started to hear automatic fire from the area left of me, I saw a guy spraying the flag with his SAW and immediately got my sights on him. He turned around in a 0.001 seconds and his first round hit me in the head, firing full auto from 150m distance and before he had completely turned towards me. And that marked my first death to a ****ING WANKER TOSSER ****EATING AIMBOTTING ****!!!

Aaaaaaaah...that bring back a memory

strike at karkland...playing as a spec ops...found my way to the enemy USMC base.
the enemy commander lying on the ground ''Gna Gna Gna..hasn't spot me yet''
*draws knife*

*stab*
*stab*

What the? he didn't die..hit bug or something

*tosses C4 on him*

I blow him sky high....WHAAAAAAAAAAT NOT DEAD?!

he is there in his parachute...draws pistol...1 shot I'm dead...

F&@# CHEATER!

HunterICX

Wolfehunter · 09-17-09, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

@AL
Was cruising around in my Momma Ferret (Boa TM) around the Terran sectors and I'm now convinced that they have somekind of plot to kill me and make it look like an accident. Why? Because 90% of the time when I use their jumpgate thingies, there's Terran Destroyer parked on the other side so that if I dont pay VERY close attention when I come out of the gate, I'll smack right into it's cockpit.

Happened to me with my Mistral TS and crash.. i blew up... some other terran trader scooped up my leftovers hehe...

Its a known bug... The more traffic ingame the worse it gets... I don't know when ego plans to fix this...

Spike88 · 09-18-09, 10:08 AM

Playing any multiplayer game that doesn't have autobalance on. They realize that its 10vs3 but don't give a ****.

Oberon · 09-18-09, 12:06 PM

So, Forgotten Hope...

Battle was...I can't remember the map but it had a town on an island in a river, one bridge on both sides, Americans on the top and Germans on the bottom. Started playing as US then got teamswitched to the Jerrys. Fair enough, so I spawn back at their main base and take the odd kubelwagon raids up into the town, which usually ended in me running into a Sherman.
So, I took a Panzer III with side skirts and rumbled up into the town, a Panzer III or IV in front of me took a couple of hits and reversed back to the bridge so I went forward and stopped just by the bend leading around to a clear shot to the US bridge, with a US flag on the right hand side behind some fences. It was a perfect spot, GIs were running across from right to left so I could MG them and whenever a Sherman or Stuart poked its head over the bridge I'd send a shell their way. I'd racked up my sixth or seventh kill when.

KICKED: For 1 minute, Admin decision: Shooting allied vehicles

WTF?!!

Of course I was shooting Allied vehicles!! I'm a bloody JERRY!!

09-07-09, 08:35 PM	#48
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Getting my first zero kill, which also happens to be my first plane I've shot down, only to stall after coming in to the chase, normally I would've been able to recover, but I was under 200m. I hit the water before I could do anything. I yelled **** outloud. __________________

09-08-09, 08:18 AM	#50
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	:rotfl: Yep, sell that Rapier and move on. Uplink: Trying to frame some guy for something and have the feds show up on my doorstep. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

09-08-09, 10:12 AM	#52
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Yeah, I know, I had weapons that cost more than that Rapier when they offered it. :rotfl: Still, those Terran weapons are pretty awesome, though terribly expensive. Shielding is good for M5, speed is decent too... but yeah, if you arrive with a TM, couple of tricked out M3s on board, that Rapier is nothing. I usually go through gates on autopilot, causes a lot less "accidents". __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

09-08-09, 10:18 AM	#53
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Ah, like the old tactic of tractor beaming an ore mine in front of the jump gate and watching as the hordes of poor victims jump in to collide with it? __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-08-09, 06:52 PM	#54
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Or towing an asteroid in the path of AI ships that try to dock at weapons factories. Only way I know of to make sure you can get cheap weapons. Though you'll have to stock those factories yourself... manually. No wait, that doesn't kill people... nvm. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

09-06-09, 08:44 PM	#46
TheBrauerHour Mr. Eastwood Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 364 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Teamwork in WWIIOL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

09-08-09, 07:22 AM	#49
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0

09-08-09, 09:39 AM	#51
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	@AL But it's not even good for that! 26k lousy credits I got from it. One more from X3:TC Was cruising around in my Momma Ferret (Boa TM) around the Terran sectors and I'm now convinced that they have somekind of plot to kill me and make it look like an accident. Why? Because 90% of the time when I use their jumpgate thingies, there's Terran Destroyer parked on the other side so that if I dont pay VERY close attention when I come out of the gate, I'll smack right into it's cockpit.

09-17-09, 10:55 AM	#56
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Had a great round going playing a sniper in BF2 the other day. Had died once (enemy commander used his arty to kill me, sucks to be this good ) but had gotten quite a few kills already. I spawned back in from the Refinery (the map was Dragon Valley) and started to make my way towards the River Village or Hill village, anywho, that flag near Refinery & Power Station. Again, ragged in some kills along the way and got into a good position to guard the flag. US team was attacking the flag so kills were easy and plenty. Then I started to hear automatic fire from the area left of me, I saw a guy spraying the flag with his SAW and immediately got my sights on him. He turned around in a 0.001 seconds and his first round hit me in the head, firing full auto from 150m distance and before he had completely turned towards me. And that marked my first death to a **ING WANKER TOSSER EATING AIMBOTTING **!!!

09-18-09, 10:08 AM	#59
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Playing any multiplayer game that doesn't have autobalance on. They realize that its 10vs3 but don't give a ****. __________________

09-18-09, 12:06 PM	#60
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	So, Forgotten Hope... Battle was...I can't remember the map but it had a town on an island in a river, one bridge on both sides, Americans on the top and Germans on the bottom. Started playing as US then got teamswitched to the Jerrys. Fair enough, so I spawn back at their main base and take the odd kubelwagon raids up into the town, which usually ended in me running into a Sherman. So, I took a Panzer III with side skirts and rumbled up into the town, a Panzer III or IV in front of me took a couple of hits and reversed back to the bridge so I went forward and stopped just by the bend leading around to a clear shot to the US bridge, with a US flag on the right hand side behind some fences. It was a perfect spot, GIs were running across from right to left so I could MG them and whenever a Sherman or Stuart poked its head over the bridge I'd send a shell their way. I'd racked up my sixth or seventh kill when. KICKED: For 1 minute, Admin decision: Shooting allied vehicles *WTF?!!* Of course I was shooting Allied vehicles!! I'm a bloody JERRY!!