Did you know you can break your penis? - Page 4

Trex · 03-26-08, 07:14 PM

Now THAT is funny!

bookworm_020 · 03-26-08, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mrbeast

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Originally Posted by Sonarman

Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything!

Don't mention testicular torsions!

All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull!

Been there, done that, don't want to do it again!

Blacklight · 03-26-08, 09:54 PM

I recall the most horrific and embarrasing accident I ever had. Me and my friends were kicking around a hackysack (This was back in the late 80's when everyone was kicking those things around after school). I swung my foot up.. managed to kick the ball, but also managed to kick my jewels as well... HARD (Yep... Apparently I was THAT flexible... sometimes I even amaze myself).

Not only did I have to endure the pain of two grapefruit sized jewels for a couple weeks, but I also had to endure the pain of my friends "sympathy" which consisted of them always trying to hit me in the groin with a hackysack and such.

I would have beat them into a fine mist if I wasn't in as immobile as I was.

I DID get back at one of them. He had all his wisdom teeth pulled out and that same day, he decided to play basketball with me. I managed to give him a nice elbow squarely to the jaw that had him on the ground curled in a ball for about 15 minutes or so.

03-26-08, 09:54 PM	#48
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	I recall the most horrific and embarrasing accident I ever had. Me and my friends were kicking around a hackysack (This was back in the late 80's when everyone was kicking those things around after school). I swung my foot up.. managed to kick the ball, but also managed to kick my jewels as well... HARD (Yep... Apparently I was THAT flexible... sometimes I even amaze myself). Not only did I have to endure the pain of two grapefruit sized jewels for a couple weeks, but I also had to endure the pain of my friends "sympathy" which consisted of them always trying to hit me in the groin with a hackysack and such. I would have beat them into a fine mist if I wasn't in as immobile as I was. I DID get back at one of them. He had all his wisdom teeth pulled out and that same day, he decided to play basketball with me. I managed to give him a nice elbow squarely to the jaw that had him on the ground curled in a ball for about 15 minutes or so. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

03-26-08, 07:14 PM	#46
Trex Lieutenant Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 262 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Now THAT is funny!