Things you've said-yelled while playing SHIII - Page 4

Crosseye76 · 03-07-07, 02:55 AM

Mine are usually fairly simple;

Oops.

Uh-oh.

Oh Sh*t.

Damn.

And just for tradition, "ALARM !!!!! " when I crash dive.

Tobus · 03-07-07, 03:40 AM

Talking to my self in Dutch, but translated for you here:
"Well, that wasn't particularly smart of you, was it?".

Jimbuna · 03-07-07, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobus

Talking to my self in Dutch, but translated for you here:
"Well, that wasn't particularly smart of you, was it?".

"I'll be down in 5 minutes dear"

Having once been quite fluent in Dutch means I tend to use that language when I swear because the wife and kids don't understand!! Prima

Von Hinten · 03-07-07, 06:03 AM

Only two lines jump to mind now:

"That's gonna hurt ..." and "We need a bigger boat ..."

HunterICX · 03-07-07, 06:06 AM

mine:

hitting a friendly ship because he moved right in front of me:

-Are you freaking blind?!
-dammit! now Donitz is going to spank your arse!
-Ok thats it (this is a moment where I mount the Deck gun and fire a shell against it)

Meeting Airplanes:

-Ow ffs not again! LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEE!!!
-You wouldnt be enjoying this you little ***** If I had better Flak guns!
-Missed me , na na na na naaaa.
-BANG! Ow you little (BLEEP)
-Comon! bring it on you little Punk!

Meeting Capital Ships:

-Mmmm ow pretty pretty pretty ship,
-will you sink already!!!!!
-Grrrrrr....
-Give me a good lightshow baby!!!! (torpedo hit versus a Pyro Ammo ship)

Meeting DD:

-Ping Ping Ping is that all you can do?
-Is that the best you have!
-Ow no I do not think so!
-Crap, you scratches my boat!!!!
-EAT TORPEDO YOU BRITISH B*****d

Meeting BB:

-You gotta be ********* kidding me!
-SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN COMON!!!
-Why Am I always so far far away!!!!

Sinkings:

-Whois your Daddy!
-Thats for annoying me!

received damage:

-Auch! this cant be freaking happening!!
-3 vs 1 HOW UNFAIR YOU B******s!
-Look what you have done to me!!! you damaged my engines!
-you wouldnt be laughing If you where in my Torpedo course!
-STOP DEPTHCHARGIN ME!! I GIVE UP! OK ! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
-NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
-I KNEW IT FLOWER CORVETTES ARE FROM HELL!!!
-my famous: you (BLEEP) (BLEEP BLEEEEEEP BLEEEP BLEEP BLEEP! I WILL KICK YOUR F...(BLEEEEEEEEP) AND THEN I WILL SHOVE UP A (BLEEEP) Toredo up ur arse!

Losing the sub:

-I WILL MEET YOU ALL IN HELL!!
-(Mr.Claw Voice from inspector gadget) NEXT TIME BRITISH DESTROYER, NEXT TIME!

leeclose · 03-07-07, 09:01 AM

Hm mmines has got to be " i wish i had never went and got coffee" as i watch my poor IXB being blowing to tiny pieces then ran over repeatdly.

mookiemookie · 03-07-07, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elite_hunter_sh3

the reason why i got a new lcd monitor a month ago was this,, i was gwx convoy 3 bb and a carrier i sink all 3 and aiming for carrier then CTD..

, thats when i snapped, taking my mouse and whipping it into my crt monitor smashing the mouse into pieces( crt was old enyway) then crt started warping te colors lke all yellow or all blue then i got more pissed and took my keyboard and smacked the side of it 2wice before monitor flew off and keyboard broke in half, now i got a shiny new lc monitor, g15 logitech keyboard (with led backlight

) i can play at night yay

, and a g5 gaming mouse , lol

This isn't you, is it?

danurve · 03-07-07, 10:01 AM

Good ones

I got another mainly directed to Sonarmen when I locate a ship, and try to direct the SO to follow it and get "No sound contact"

"You retarted %@(#in shmuck"

Khourieat · 03-07-07, 12:31 PM

My sayings, mostly normal, and nonviolent. Nonviolence is good

When I crash dive: "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" (in more of an announcement type voice then a yelling one)

When I run into a convoy: (maniacal cackle) "Lookie!! Lookie!! (at which point my fiancee walks over, takes a glance at the screen, pats my head and slow backs away while not making eye contact)

When a torpedo is going after a juicy target I'm usually counting down in 5 second increments: "10 seconds to impact!"

On a hit against easy ships: "And a hit!!"
On juicy targets: "YES!!!" (usually with my arms up in the air in cheer fashion...usually looks pretty confusing when other people are in the room...they just don't understand!!!)

When a torpedo misses: "How the H*** do you miss THAT? It's huge, it's WAY bigger then the broad side of barn!!!!"

Those are my most common ones

When I'm being pinged I'm really silent and just stare at the screen, maybe that helps evade them

Iron Budokan · 03-07-07, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spray

When Im alone.

God damned motherf**king mines.

F**king duds.

God damned f**king tosser id like to see you try that f**king again so I can stick my torp up your a**.

You better be f**king running.

Yeah thats what I f**king thought.

WTF is he doing.

Histerical laughter and.

Yeah how do you like that you son of a b*** go tell all your friends and cry to your f**king mommy cause I hope that torp hurt.

When my Girlfriend is over.

Oh well stuff happens...

Bad habits die hard I say most of these things automatically without thinking... meh.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh, man, that's priceless!

Mooncatt · 03-07-07, 01:56 PM

mine are as follows..
"what the?????"
"how on gods green earth"
"uh oh"
"nien nien nien nien"
"grrrrrrrrr f**k off you complete t**t what did i ever do to you?"

Morts · 03-07-07, 02:01 PM

"WHAT THE ******* ARE YOU DOING? YOU MOTHER*********** PIECE OF S***, IM GONNA TORPEDO YOUR SORRY A**"
".......DIE YOU ********** A******"
"OHH LOOK WHOS RUNNING NOW !!!!...B****"
"great......mother********* DD's....WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME THE ******* ALONE"
"GOD D***** DIE YOU DUMB PIECE OF S*** DIEEE !!!!!!"
"GET SOME...COME ON AND GET SOME YOU R******* MOTHER********* DUMB PIECE OF S***"
"SCHNELLER!!...SCHNELLER!!!!!....V*******"
and thats only a few

leeclose · 03-07-07, 02:26 PM

All of the above in 3 languages

Morts · 03-07-07, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leeclose

All of the above in 3 languages

what languages ?

ive yelled almost everything ive posted in

danish, english, german, swedish and a little bit in russian:rotfl:

Biggles · 03-07-07, 02:56 PM

Amen va fan.......

Nä nu jävlar!

Amen skit också!

Så jävla lågt!

Nu är jag tamigfan arg!

etc...etc...

Please note that english is not my first language, so logicaly, I speak in swedish when I get upset.

03-07-07, 02:55 AM	#46
Crosseye76 Lieutenant Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 258 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Mine are usually fairly simple; Oops. Uh-oh. Oh Sh*t. Damn. And just for tradition, "ALARM !!!!! " when I crash dive. __________________ There are only two kinds of ships. Submarines and Targets.

03-07-07, 06:03 AM	#49
Von Hinten Commander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Netherlands Posts: 466 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	Only two lines jump to mind now: "That's gonna hurt ..." and "We need a bigger boat ..." __________________ Regardz, Von Hinten UC3 Nautilus' engineer for 45 minutes!

03-07-07, 06:06 AM	#50
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	mine: hitting a friendly ship because he moved right in front of me: -Are you freaking blind?! -dammit! now Donitz is going to spank your arse! -Ok thats it (this is a moment where I mount the Deck gun and fire a shell against it) Meeting Airplanes: -Ow ffs not again! LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEE!!! -You wouldnt be enjoying this you little *** If I had better Flak guns! -Missed me , na na na na naaaa. -BANG! Ow you little (BLEEP) -Comon! bring it on you little Punk! Meeting Capital Ships: -Mmmm ow pretty pretty pretty ship, -will you sink already!!!!! -Grrrrrr.... -Give me a good lightshow baby!!!! (torpedo hit versus a Pyro Ammo ship) Meeting DD: -Ping Ping Ping is that all you can do? -Is that the best you have! -Ow no I do not think so! -Crap, you scratches my boat!!!! -EAT TORPEDO YOU BRITISH B*d Meeting BB: -You gotta be ***** kidding me! -SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN COMON!!! -Why Am I always so far far away!!!! Sinkings: -Whois your Daddy! -Thats for annoying me! received damage: -Auch! this cant be freaking happening!! -3 vs 1 HOW UNFAIR YOU B****s! -Look what you have done to me!!! you damaged my engines! -you wouldnt be laughing If you where in my Torpedo course! -STOP DEPTHCHARGIN ME!! I GIVE UP! OK ! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! -NO NO NO NOOOOOOO -I KNEW IT FLOWER CORVETTES ARE FROM HELL!!! -my famous: you (BLEEP) (BLEEP BLEEEEEEP BLEEEP BLEEP BLEEP! I WILL KICK YOUR F...(BLEEEEEEEEP) AND THEN I WILL SHOVE UP A (BLEEEP) Toredo up ur arse! Losing the sub: -I WILL MEET YOU ALL IN HELL!! -(Mr.Claw Voice from inspector gadget) NEXT TIME BRITISH DESTROYER, NEXT TIME! __________________

03-07-07, 09:01 AM	#51
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hm mmines has got to be " i wish i had never went and got coffee" as i watch my poor IXB being blowing to tiny pieces then ran over repeatdly. __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-07-07, 10:01 AM	#53
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Good ones I got another mainly directed to Sonarmen when I locate a ship, and try to direct the SO to follow it and get "No sound contact" "You retarted %@(#in shmuck" __________________

03-07-07, 03:40 AM	#47
Tobus Lieutenant Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 260 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Talking to my self in Dutch, but translated for you here: "Well, that wasn't particularly smart of you, was it?".

03-07-07, 12:31 PM	#54
Khourieat Helmsman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NYC, USA Posts: 110 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My sayings, mostly normal, and nonviolent. Nonviolence is good When I crash dive: "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" (in more of an announcement type voice then a yelling one) When I run into a convoy: (maniacal cackle) "Lookie!! Lookie!! (at which point my fiancee walks over, takes a glance at the screen, pats my head and slow backs away while not making eye contact) When a torpedo is going after a juicy target I'm usually counting down in 5 second increments: "10 seconds to impact!" On a hit against easy ships: "And a hit!!" On juicy targets: "YES!!!" (usually with my arms up in the air in cheer fashion...usually looks pretty confusing when other people are in the room...they just don't understand!!!) When a torpedo misses: "How the H*** do you miss THAT? It's huge, it's WAY bigger then the broad side of barn!!!!" Those are my most common ones When I'm being pinged I'm really silent and just stare at the screen, maybe that helps evade them

03-07-07, 01:56 PM	#56
Mooncatt Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Keighley UK Posts: 938 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	mine are as follows.. "what the?????" "how on gods green earth" "uh oh" "nien nien nien nien" "grrrrrrrrr fk off you complete tt what did i ever do to you?" __________________

03-07-07, 02:01 PM	#57
Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	"WHAT THE ***** ARE YOU DOING? YOU MOTHER******* PIECE OF S, IM GONNA TORPEDO YOUR SORRY A" ".......DIE YOU ******* A**" "OHH LOOK WHOS RUNNING NOW !!!!...B" "great......mother***** DD's....WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME THE *** ALONE" "GOD D* DIE YOU DUMB PIECE OF S* DIEEE !!!!!!" "GET SOME...COME ON AND GET SOME YOU R***** MOTHER***** DUMB PIECE OF S" "SCHNELLER!!...SCHNELLER!!!!!....V*****" and thats only a few Last edited by Morts; 03-07-07 at 02:11 PM.*

03-07-07, 02:26 PM	#58
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	All of the above in 3 languages __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-07-07, 02:56 PM	#60
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Amen va fan....... Nä nu jävlar! Amen skit också! Så jävla lågt! Nu är jag tamigfan arg! etc...etc... Please note that english is not my first language, so logicaly, I speak in swedish when I get upset. __________________