Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Kratos]

I

 wish TarJak would get them in next.

granted: but he'll only fetch you the amber ale (fosters) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I wish the missus would empty this ashtray at my pc?

[TarJak]

Granted, she empties it all over your keyboard.

I wish it was Jimbuna's round next.

[Kratos]

He is round....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl ::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by Kratos

He is round....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl ::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I hope you do not live closeby Jimbuna :rotfl: , I can hear the clicking of his service pistol already!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, she empties it all over your keyboard.

I wish it was Jimbuna's round next.

Granted, but you'll have to wait until October.

I wish Hunter ICX would get a mic.....and I wish I could find my service pistol.

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, but you'll have to wait until October.

I wish Hunter ICX would get a mic.....and I wish I could find my service pistol.

Granted, but you'd then end up shooting your brains out listening to Hunter's poor scot imitation on some Friday night.

I wish it would be summer already.

[TarJak]

Granted, but now summer is here you wish it was winter again.

I wish subsim had a bar.

[jumpy]

Originally Posted by TarJak

I wish subsim had a bar.

Granted, but you will face a 6 per cent rise on alcohol duties (this will add 4 pence to a pint of beer, 3 pence to a litre of cider, 14 pence to a bottle of wine and 55 pence to a bottle of spirits), then a 'drink escalator' will come into effect, increasing the duty on drink by 2 per cent above inflation for the next four years.


I wish I had another bottle of merlot knocking about.

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by jumpy

Granted, but you will face a 6 per cent rise on alcohol duties (this will add 4 pence to a pint of beer, 3 pence to a litre of cider, 14 pence to a bottle of wine and 55 pence to a bottle of spirits), then a 'drink escalator' will come into effect, increasing the duty on drink by 2 per cent above inflation for the next four years.


I wish I had another bottle of merlot knocking about.

Granted, but the bottle will be empty as nothing has been said it should be full

I wish it was 20.00PM already so I can go home.

HunterICX

[TteFAboB]

Granted, it's 20.00PM and also your last day of life, and you know it's the last (I'm telling you, afterall), and you know you'll die before 00.00PM. Enjoy.

I wish this thread reaches 500 pages.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the server goes down at page 499, therefore nobody witnesses this achievement.

I wish I could swim across the English Channel without getting cold.

[TarJak]

Granted but to do so you have to weigh 30 stone of almost pure blubber.

I wish there was some other way.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, but the server goes down at page 499, therefore nobody witnesses this achievement.

I wish I could swim across the English Channel without getting cold.

Granted! But you must first gain 300 pounds of extra fat (not money). While swimming, you are mistaken for a walrus and attacked by killer whales. Or killer wales! damn those crazy Welshmen.:rotfl:

I wish the books I ordered would get here. No, not to this thread, to my house.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted but to do so you have to weigh 30 stone of almost pure blubber.

I wish there was some other way.

Granted, but you need a sapper team to clear the mines.

I wish I could hit "enter" faster than TarJak.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but that would mean your posts would be even more incomprehensible than they already are.

I wish I knew why.