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Control (2022)

Locked inside a mysterious room, an unknown voice commands a woman to complete a series of tasks to save her daughter's life. As the challenges grow more difficult, she's able to unleash hidden powers to turn the tables on her captors.



I love sci fi but this movie was dismal and I wish I hadn't watched it, the rating I've given the film should have been lower than what it got, if any of you want to watch it then that's up to you but I'll tell you now that you'll regret that decision.

Movie Rating 2\10.

A piss poor film that should never have been made.

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Youtube comment from a fan....."I haven't seen such bad acting since my honeymoon".

Made on the cheap....but by golly it's good

Cheerleaders, mad nazi scientist, Hitler....you gotta love it

10/10 rating for sheer fun

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Thor 2011

Against his father Odin's will, The Mighty Thor - a powerful but arrogant warrior god - recklessly reignites an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment. Once here, Thor learns what it takes to be a true hero when the most dangerous villain of his world sends the darkest forces of Asgard to invade Earth.



This Is Not My Review.

Where to start with Thor? This movie tries to cover a weak plot with an overwhelming amount of CGI. The dialogue is all over the place. It tries to mix epic dialogue with MCU humor, which just does not work. The whole movie is just a mix of terrible dialogue and flashy CGI. Thor himself is a flat character. I found my friend Barley even wanting to root for him just because of how much of a dick he is. The Asgard CGI is the best thing that comes out for this movie, and Anthony Hopkins as Odin was great. The villains in this movie were absolutely trash. The Frost Giants basically did nothing the whole movie, and the Loki reveal was so expected. The giant metal thing was cool, I guess, but I feel like I have seen it before. I didn't like how long the big CGI monstrocity went on, and the color grading of the town was super ugly. I'm honestly shocked this thing has a 79% on rotten tomatoes. Compared to movies like The Dark Knight or Iron Man, Thor is just embarrassing. The villains are super forgettable; Loki did not become a good villain until Avengers. It might seem that I am hating on this movie, but I mentioned the positives on my main account. I found some of the jokes funny. The plot was interesting at times, and Odin was great. If you're looking for a superhero with epic world-building, character development, and emotional depth, then just watch Guardians of the Galaxy.

Movie Rating 4.5\10.

The bottom end of average, I thought this film was a huge disappointment and that's why it got such a low rating.

Thor: The Dark World 2013

Thor fights to restore order across the cosmos… but an ancient race led by the vengeful Malekith returns to plunge the universe back into darkness. Faced with an enemy that even Odin and Asgard cannot withstand, Thor must embark on his most perilous and personal journey yet, one that will reunite him with Jane Foster and force him to sacrifice everything to save us all.



I watched this movie for 45 minutes but it was just the same kind of junk as the first one, getting one movie wrong is a Hollywood habit, but to get the second one wrong as well takes a special kind of dickhead studio, watch this rubbish if you want to but I won't be recommending it.

Movie Rating 4.5\10.

These studios must be losing millions of $$$s if this is the rubbish they're churning out, do yourself a favour and watch "Guardians of the Galaxy" instead.

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AUSTERLITZ Sublim Tactic long trailer!

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