The last one to post wins! - Page 361

Red October1984 · 07-26-13, 12:04 PM

No I don't...I just need to beat the dealer.

If you have 21, oh well...Let's try again.

I've got money.

Which is accepted here?

or

or on the off chance

STEED · 07-26-13, 12:14 PM

New rules...

Dealer only deals out your cards.

House is not daft enough to gamble my money it's jim's free money.

17 to 20 you get to play again.

21 you win, jim decides how much you win.

17 and under your a chicken and out you go.

Bust and your out.

5 cards and more adding up to 21 you win a free kiss from jim, don't ask me where.

As you got 18 you go again...

Your first card is..6 of hearts

Red October1984 · 07-26-13, 12:19 PM

I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing.

Wolferz · 07-26-13, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing.

Gamblers tip...

Don't bet your woody if you can't afford cab fare home.

STEED · 07-26-13, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing.

No they are from a deck of cards...waddington Number 1 playing cards in blue.

Now did I remove the jokers?

Queen of hearts.

Added rule..too stay in playing after chicken out or bust, jim decides how much he removes from the winning money. The money has nothing to do with the dealer.

Wolferz · 07-26-13, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Now did I remove the jokers?

Nope, I'm still here.

Looking out while I drive.

Red October1984 · 07-26-13, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Nope, I'm still here.

Looking out while I drive.

Don't slouch in your seat when you drive.

If you have a wreck, your femurs will either break or shoot out your rear end. If they shoot out your rear end, that woody you didn't gamble won't even work anymore even after they fix your legs.

Just thought you'd like a nice fact about driving.

STEED · 07-26-13, 01:08 PM

House rule fail to hit or chicken in the next five minutes will result in automatic bust.

Wolferz · 07-26-13, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

House rule fail to hit or chicken in the next five minutes will result in automatic bust.

I didn't notice the sign that was put up after I came in here...

House rules subject to change on the fly

Are you for real?

Cashing out. I've got Femurs to break.

STEED · 07-26-13, 01:19 PM

Automatic bust...new dealer new player.

BTW: next card would had been 9 of hearts.

Who ever deals you can change to rules, players can only moan and groan at the rules.

Red October1984 · 07-26-13, 01:28 PM

We need a better way of doing this.

STEED · 07-26-13, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red October1984

We need a better way of doing this.

OK that was just joking around but I too think it can be done as a point system, sort of.

Red October1984 · 07-26-13, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

OK that was just joking around but I too think it can be done as a point system, sort of.

Me too...

This could be really, really cool if we could do this...

I have an idea...

Jimbuna · 07-26-13, 01:54 PM

Banker always wins

STEED · 07-26-13, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Banker always wins

Too true. UP THE REVOLUTION!

07-26-13, 12:04 PM	#5401
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	No I don't...I just need to beat the dealer. If you have 21, oh well...Let's try again. I've got money. Which is accepted here? or or on the off chance __________________

07-26-13, 12:14 PM	#5402
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	New rules... Dealer only deals out your cards. House is not daft enough to gamble my money it's jim's free money. 17 to 20 you get to play again. 21 you win, jim decides how much you win. 17 and under your a chicken and out you go. Bust and your out. 5 cards and more adding up to 21 you win a free kiss from jim, don't ask me where. As you got 18 you go again... Your first card is..6 of hearts __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-26-13, 12:19 PM	#5403
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing. __________________

07-26-13, 01:08 PM	#5408
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	House rule fail to hit or chicken in the next five minutes will result in automatic bust. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-26-13, 01:19 PM	#5410
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Automatic bust...new dealer new player. BTW: next card would had been 9 of hearts. Who ever deals you can change to rules, players can only moan and groan at the rules. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-26-13, 01:28 PM	#5411
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	We need a better way of doing this. __________________

07-26-13, 01:54 PM	#5414
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Banker always wins __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!