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Old 06-27-11, 02:56 PM   #511
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Upon hearing the tannoy annoncement Jimbuna grins to himself and thinks....'that's one thing I don't plan doing in a while...wandering around'

The thought did cross his mind there that there could still a bottle of wine and two bottles of schnapps in the kitchen.
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Old 06-27-11, 02:56 PM   #512
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"he had to go under the wire, but I place that little white stone exactly there to the right on the mound!! " *scratches head *
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Old 06-27-11, 02:57 PM   #513
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*with a baffled look on his face*

Ja wohl, Herr Hauptmann, wie sie wünschen Herr Hauptman.
(Simply translated; Yes Herr Hauptmann, and f**k Y** )

*He returns to the kitchen and wants to grab a bottle of schnapps.....*
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Old 06-27-11, 02:58 PM   #514
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"Sir."

*Heads back inside to Jimbuna*

"Right PO. You and I are going to have a little chat. What the hell did you see out there that's turned you into this quivering wreck?"
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Old 06-27-11, 02:59 PM   #515
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((Right, we'll assume the gate is open then))

*walks out in front of the castle and shouts*

Hey, Jerries! I demand to speak with your Oberst!
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Old 06-27-11, 03:03 PM   #516
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((Right, we'll assume the gate is open then))

*walks out in front of the castle and shouts*

Hey, Jerries! I demand to speak with your Oberst!
*Mookie places a hand on Raptor's shoulder* Easy there, sir. They did say they'd shoot anyone getting too close.
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Old 06-27-11, 03:05 PM   #517
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Aber... das ist unmöglich, dass kann nicht sein....
(But... that's impossible, that can not be...)

*Looks closely to the shelve where the Schnapps used to be stored on*

Verdammt, where is that 3rd bottle????

*He takes on of the two remaining bottles, fills a large glass with the transparent fluid and he takes a huge sip*

AAAhhhhh, das schmeckt, das ist gut.

*Enjoying the schnapps he keeps on wondering what might have happened with that 3rd bottle.*
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Old 06-27-11, 03:06 PM   #518
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((Right, we'll assume the gate is open then))

*walks out in front of the castle and shouts*

Hey, Jerries! I demand to speak with your Oberst!
"You make no demands. You only make a meal for whatever is chewing up our men. Now step away from the wall. We are WELL armed."

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Old 06-27-11, 03:08 PM   #519
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((Right, we'll assume the gate is open then))

*walks out in front of the castle and shouts*

Hey, Jerries! I demand to speak with your Oberst!
*Hears Raptor1 shouting and walks with the glass in his hand to the gate house (just to be sure that his glass can't be taken too)*


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Well, obviously we're not too close yet.

*turns back to the castle*

It'd be a shame if we had to use our submarine's 4" gun to talk to your commander!
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Oh great, that lush Enigma is answering the Brit. Fantastic. Why not offer up your sister along with that schnapps?

"Enigma, we offer nothing to the Tommy. They can fend for themselves"
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Old 06-27-11, 03:12 PM   #522
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Well, obviously we're not too close yet.

*turns back to the castle*

It'd be a shame if we had to use our submarine's 4" gun to talk to your commander!

"I have your 4" deck gun right here. No, wait a minute...what is it? Our commander is in bed."
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Old 06-27-11, 03:13 PM   #523
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Oh great, that lush Enigma is answering the Brit. Fantastic. Why not offer up your sister along with that schnapps?

"Enigma, we offer nothing to the Tommy. They can fend for themselves"

Perhaps you didn't notice Schuetze AVGWarhawk,

We might need them very soon just for surviving this island adventure.
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Perhaps you didn't notice Schuetze AVGWarhawk,

We might need them very soon fjust or surviving this island adventure.
The way I see it they are fodder for these beasts running about. There is survivability in numbers. The numbers are on their side. Let them run the pastures like cattle awaiting slaughter."
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Old 06-27-11, 03:16 PM   #525
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So far that cattle was left alone despite the easy pray they made.
We, behind our castle walls, are butchered and slaughtered.

So who is better of, we or they?
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