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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice creamgets buyed by Buddha |
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#512 |
Ocean Warrior
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice creamgets buyed byBuddha statues
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#513 |
Silent Hunter
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice creamgets buyed byBuddha statues napkins
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Chief of the Boat
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice creamgets buyed byBuddha statues pontificating |
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#515 |
Fleet Admiral
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice creamgets buyed byBuddha statues pontificating nonsensical |
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#516 |
Navy Seal
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Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice creamgets buyed byBuddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. |
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#517 |
Ocean Warrior
![]() Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: in my sub
Posts: 2,741
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. in Italy
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy, Parisians |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dance |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dance naked |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dancenaked together |
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Navy Seal
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dance naked together despite |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dance naked together despite the fact
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dance naked together despitethe fact iridescent |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot mice droppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on their crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's Johnson (Lyndon B.) chicken pleurosy caused dyslexia temporarily rendered him speechless when Yossarian the Monk dances the cha-cha-chaand the two step dancewhile singing "Bitches ain't Sh!t" and drinking a lot of beer to cause more brain damage to him and he starts to shudder violently due to immense pressure on his duck. Only Paul Wolfowitz's banking knowledge saved Charles Dickens cat from the evil U-124's Kaleun named Adolf Rottweiler. Meanwhile Kaleu. Jochen Mohr raided Alexandria and escaped witout harm while baka sank at gibraltar with his teddy bear called miss piggy PoopPanties. Moronic Bernard, in full transvestite fashion, beckoned bombs toward Thabo Mbeki who nearly ate dung beatles and Jam homebrew. Popeye the sailor asked Olive Oyl seductively how did Henrietta made pancakes? Atlantic City habitually causes Herpes infections in mice droppings. Patton tanks shelled Miami Beach in a attempt to placatethe French police who were swimming with floaties attached. Daffodil flavoured wombats fluttered gaily in pink High Heel shoes with dumdums in their pigtails. The moon moved violently towards Gumby towers lavatory causing tidalreversal which nearly engulfed his lunch box. John Howard undressed his dog collar carefully from his trousers. Brighton wrote Churcill a loveletter but Borat got it instead and replied "My dearest Winston howdy doodie? Got your loveletter and i want sexual amusement from grasshoppers and squirrels drinking formaldehyde." I wonder if we rationalise politics and religion for dummies, thespians made us vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Masculinity is overrated until specialist eunuchs freeing their bananas can speculate cigars prices to half their size on Ebay. Ice cream gets buyed by Buddha statues pontificating nonsensical information. In Italy,Parisians dance naked together despitethe fact iridescent light |
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