The joke thread - Page 344

Jimbuna · 11-19-13, 02:59 PM

I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween.

None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin.

Sailor Steve · 11-19-13, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

...if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
-Linus van Pelt

Jimbuna · 11-19-13, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
-Linus van Pelt

I've a feeling I'm going to learn something here

Sailor Steve · 11-19-13, 03:11 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Pumpkin

Jimbuna · 11-19-13, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Pumpkin

Yep, I'm right as usual...I learned something

TarJak · 11-19-13, 04:55 PM

Can't believe you hadn't heard of Charles M Schulz best character.

AVGWarhawk · 11-19-13, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I've a feeling I'm going to learn something here

It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.

Jimbuna · 11-20-13, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Can't believe you hadn't heard of Charles M Schulz best character.

Nope...sheltered upbringing

Armistead · 11-20-13, 02:48 PM

My step mother is 86, has had both breast removed, course frail and uses a walker. I go there almost weekly now to deal with her and my father, both with numerous health issues. I have to do their grocery shopping when there and have to get my step mother Depends underwear. I made the mistake of asking her

do you need any Depends diapers..?

I'm her meanest voice

"I don't wear diapers, they're underwear"

Sailor Steve · 11-20-13, 03:02 PM

When you have nothing left, you try to salvage what little pride you can. Trust me on this.

Herr-Berbunch · 11-20-13, 04:19 PM

'Ull, UK City of Culture 2017.

TarJak · 11-20-13, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Nope...sheltered upbringing

Sheltered workshop more like :p

BossMark · 11-21-13, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

'Ull, UK City of Culture 2017.

Oh yes got to be the joke of the year

Lord_magerius · 11-21-13, 06:06 AM

"Busty Serbian politician causing uproar after racy photos appear in tabloid."

That's nothing Serbia, you should see the pair of tits we voted in to run the government in the UK.

Jimbuna · 11-21-13, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

'Ull, UK City of Culture 2017.

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Oh yes got to be the joke of the year

Not as bad as Liverpool in 2008

11-19-13, 02:59 PM	#5146
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,083 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween. None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-19-13, 03:11 PM	#5149
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Pumpkin __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-20-13, 02:48 PM	#5154
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	My step mother is 86, has had both breast removed, course frail and uses a walker. I go there almost weekly now to deal with her and my father, both with numerous health issues. I have to do their grocery shopping when there and have to get my step mother Depends underwear. I made the mistake of asking her do you need any Depends diapers..? I'm her meanest voice "I don't wear diapers, they're underwear" __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-20-13, 03:02 PM	#5155
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	When you have nothing left, you try to salvage what little pride you can. Trust me on this. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-20-13, 04:19 PM	#5156
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	'Ull, UK City of Culture 2017. __________________

11-19-13, 04:55 PM	#5151
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Can't believe you hadn't heard of Charles M Schulz best character.

11-21-13, 06:06 AM	#5159
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	"Busty Serbian politician causing uproar after racy photos appear in tabloid." That's nothing Serbia, you should see the pair of tits we voted in to run the government in the UK. __________________