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#5086 |
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Three prisoners in a russian jail have a talk:
"What are you in for?" "I shamed and insulted the war criminal, Girkin." "And you?" "I publicly supported the hero of Russia, Girkin." "And you?" "Me? I am Girkin."
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#5087 |
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When I went to the dentist, I told him that I did not have a lot of money
So he gave me buck teeth
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#5088 |
Chief of the Boat
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The girls in my local strip club are so good with computers they do lap top dancing.
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#5089 |
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Bedbugs are found in beds
Fruit flies are found in fruit Cockroaches......nevermind
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#5090 |
Silent Hunter
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#5091 |
Chief of the Boat
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Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar? They were ejected for exchanging blows.
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#5092 |
Fleet Admiral
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I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park.
It’s not easy. You try finding sixteen white and sixteen black old guys.
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#5093 |
Chief of the Boat
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo.
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#5094 |
Chief of the Boat
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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Don't think dirty! Only "wo".
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#5095 |
Chief of the Boat
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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#5096 |
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I wasn’t close to my father when he died.
Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
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#5097 |
Chief of the Boat
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I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say "What an ass?"
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#5098 |
Fleet Admiral
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A man and a little boy are walking through the woods one night. The boy turns to the man and says:
“Mister, I’m scared.” “You’re scared?” replies the man. “I’m the one who’s gonna have to walk all the way back to the car by myself.”
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#5099 |
Chief of the Boat
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Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel.
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#5100 |
Chief of the Boat
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The police arrested me for killing and raping a girl. My defense? This corpse has been a virgin her whole life!
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