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02-22-24, 09:53 AM | #5071 |
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
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02-22-24, 04:02 PM | #5072 |
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Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
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02-23-24, 12:37 AM | #5073 |
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At a class for couples who are expecting their first child the instructor gives some suggestions to them.
She tells the women they should start walking to strengthen the muscles that will make delivery easier. She tells the husbands to encourage the walking by going with their wives and bonding through the pregnancy and she adds that the walking would be better if done on a soft surface like sand or grass. One of the men in the group raises his hand and asks, "Would it be OK if she carries a golf bag?" Magic
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02-23-24, 06:46 AM | #5074 |
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What do u find in an empty nose? Finger prints.
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02-23-24, 02:51 PM | #5075 |
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My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's okay though, I'm self-employed.
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02-23-24, 04:28 PM | #5076 |
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What do my dad and Nemo have in common?
They both can’t be found.
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02-24-24, 10:56 AM | #5077 |
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Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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02-25-24, 06:21 AM | #5078 |
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
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02-25-24, 10:04 AM | #5079 |
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Yo momma's like a door handle... everybody gets a turn
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02-25-24, 01:44 PM | #5080 |
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I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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02-26-24, 01:29 PM | #5081 |
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What do you call a snowman orgy? A snowball fight.
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02-26-24, 04:57 PM | #5082 |
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Doctor hands me a baby:
Sorry, you’re wife didn’t make it. hmmm
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02-27-24, 01:50 AM | #5083 |
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2 guys are watching a dog lick his genitals.
First guy..."I wish I could do that". Second guy...."He'd probably bite you".
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02-27-24, 11:24 AM | #5084 |
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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02-28-24, 08:34 AM | #5085 |
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I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it — and he's always on time.
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