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02-15-24, 03:51 PM | #5056 |
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How is a woman like a car?
how many times, on a cold morning, it just won't turn over?
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02-16-24, 02:00 PM | #5057 |
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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole one liner is urined.
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02-17-24, 06:35 AM | #5058 |
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My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care.
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02-17-24, 08:06 AM | #5059 |
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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02-17-24, 10:55 AM | #5060 |
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What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
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02-17-24, 02:09 PM | #5061 |
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I think it'd be cool if they made those classical nude sculptures out of timber instead of stone, wooden tit?
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02-18-24, 07:11 AM | #5062 |
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Say what you will about pedophiles.
At least they drive slowly through school zones.
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02-18-24, 09:54 AM | #5063 |
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
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02-18-24, 12:47 PM | #5064 |
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don’t know, man. I just fly the drone.
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02-18-24, 02:21 PM | #5065 |
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The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
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02-19-24, 02:08 PM | #5066 |
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Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
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02-20-24, 06:23 AM | #5067 |
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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02-20-24, 04:16 PM | #5068 |
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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap them.
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02-21-24, 09:51 AM | #5069 |
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I don't think it's possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.
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02-21-24, 04:26 PM | #5070 |
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Man walks into my office and says "I am from Russian Intelligence"
I reply "Gee, are you? He said "No, FSB" (rimshot)
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