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#5011 |
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Positive thought for the day:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
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#5012 |
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If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
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#5013 |
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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#5014 |
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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#5015 |
Fleet Admiral
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You know you’re not well-liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
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#5016 |
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At the Gym last week I found a tiny hole in one of my trainers. Just small enough to fit a finger in. However.. I was reported and now banned for life.
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#5017 |
Fleet Admiral
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I told my psychiatrist that I’d been hearing voices.
He told me that I don’t have a psychiatrist. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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#5018 |
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My brain boots up like a 10 year old PC that frequents gambling and adult websites.
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#5019 |
Fleet Admiral
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“Just say no to drugs!”
Well, if I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
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#5020 |
ET2/SS
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#5021 |
Chief of the Boat
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Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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#5022 |
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Definition of a Cad
A man who does not tell his wife he is sterile until after she becomes pregnant.
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#5023 |
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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#5024 |
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What do you call an inexpensive circumcision?
A rip-off.
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#5025 |
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I was was watching a basketball game with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped watching basketball.
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