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#4951 |
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When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."
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#4952 |
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I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
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#4953 |
Fleet Admiral
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My wife says making love is even better on vacation.
I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
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#4954 |
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Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're not in prison.
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#4955 |
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Two ADV riders camping out in a tent. One of them crawls out to pee before bed. Comes back all wet. The other rider asks if it's rainy outside. "No - it's windy!"
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#4956 |
Fleet Admiral
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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#4957 |
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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#4958 |
Fleet Admiral
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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
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#4959 |
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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
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#4960 |
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Our whole family is really worried about my grandfather's Viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it particularly hard.
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#4961 |
Fleet Admiral
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
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#4962 |
Fleet Admiral
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Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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#4963 |
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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#4964 |
Fleet Admiral
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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
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#4965 |
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The Doctor told me I have 1 year to live, so I killed him. The judge just gave me 25 years.
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