Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 33

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 01-20-08, 03:58 PM

granted, now the doctors cut your leggs and hands off

i wish i didnt had a stupid sis who ruins everyone's day

Morts · 01-20-08, 05:17 PM

granted, but now you got your mom annoying you

i wish i had a pie

TarJak · 01-20-08, 06:38 PM

Granted, but it's a cow pie.

I wish I owned a car park.

Kratos · 01-20-08, 07:41 PM

Granted: now you have new job

I wish I had a cold beer right now?

Stealth Hunter · 01-20-08, 07:59 PM

Granted, but your best friend hates you and henceforth rubbed the beer in a public New York bathroom toilet. Enjoy your ass-beer, my friend. Yes, yes, that's right... drink up...

I wish for magic to appear in the form of Margaret Thatcher on my computer screen.

Jimbuna · 01-21-08, 07:14 AM

Granted, but looking like this it would appear your settings are in need of some adjustment.

I wish the moon was cubed in shape.

Stealth Hunter · 01-21-08, 11:20 AM

Granted. The gravitation pull of Earth on a cubed Moon causes it to in fact move towards Earth, not away. Eventually, just a year later from your wish, it SMASHES INTO THE EARTH AND BLOWS HUMANITY INTO OBLIVION!

I wish Germany won World War I.

TteFAboB · 01-21-08, 05:37 PM

Granted, as soon as WWI broke out Germany suffered a coup and switched sides to the allies. Austria and the Ottomans surrendered immediately, and as part of the victorious alliance in this very short war, Germany did get to win WWI.

I wish the Dallas Cowboys hadn't been defeated.

TarJak · 01-22-08, 05:40 AM

Granted they tied and the stadium collapsed on top of them during extra time ending thier hopes of appearing again.

I wish I had a yabbie as a pet.

Jimbuna · 01-22-08, 08:24 AM

Granted, but your wife falls in love with it, runs off with it and leaves you broken hearted and lonely.

I wish work wasn't so boring at the moment.

TarJak · 01-23-08, 08:08 PM

Granted, your work as a policeman becomes so interesting that you lose several pints of blood in a drunken brawl involving a 7ft blond Asian transvestite named Regina, your wife, Kratos, George Clooney, the cast of Guys and Dolls and an Alsation named Horace.

I wish I could make origami animals.

bookworm_020 · 01-23-08, 08:57 PM

Granted, the animals you make a so life like they attack you, killing you with a thousand paper cuts.

I wish (and pray) that it doesn't rain on the day we move house in a week.

TarJak · 01-23-08, 09:29 PM

Granted it's 50 degress C in the shade when you move and the airconditioning in your car and both houses simultaneously breaks down.

I wish flies and mosquitoes were not as annoying as they are.

Stealth Hunter · 01-23-08, 10:18 PM

Granted, but then they mutate into a new creature that's even MORE annoying.

I wish that I could run as fast as light.

Jimbuna · 01-24-08, 06:21 AM

Granted, but come evening you would be moving at a snails pace.

I wish I could meet this erm....person called Regina.

01-20-08, 03:58 PM	#481
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	granted, now the doctors cut your leggs and hands off i wish i didnt had a stupid sis who ruins everyone's day __________________ Gruß

01-20-08, 07:41 PM	#484
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted: now you have new job I wish I had a cold beer right now? __________________

01-21-08, 07:14 AM	#486
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,753 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but looking like this it would appear your settings are in need of some adjustment. I wish the moon was cubed in shape. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-21-08, 05:37 PM	#488
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted, as soon as WWI broke out Germany suffered a coup and switched sides to the allies. Austria and the Ottomans surrendered immediately, and as part of the victorious alliance in this very short war, Germany did get to win WWI. I wish the Dallas Cowboys hadn't been defeated. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

01-22-08, 08:24 AM	#490
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,753 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but your wife falls in love with it, runs off with it and leaves you broken hearted and lonely. I wish work wasn't so boring at the moment. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-20-08, 05:17 PM	#482
Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	granted, but now you got your mom annoying you i wish i had a pie

01-20-08, 06:38 PM	#483
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but it's a cow pie. I wish I owned a car park.

01-20-08, 07:59 PM	#485
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but your best friend hates you and henceforth rubbed the beer in a public New York bathroom toilet. Enjoy your ass-beer, my friend. Yes, yes, that's right... drink up... I wish for magic to appear in the form of Margaret Thatcher on my computer screen.

01-21-08, 11:20 AM	#487
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted. The gravitation pull of Earth on a cubed Moon causes it to in fact move towards Earth, not away. Eventually, just a year later from your wish, it SMASHES INTO THE EARTH AND BLOWS HUMANITY INTO OBLIVION! I wish Germany won World War I.

01-22-08, 05:40 AM	#489
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted they tied and the stadium collapsed on top of them during extra time ending thier hopes of appearing again. I wish I had a yabbie as a pet.

01-23-08, 08:08 PM	#491
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, your work as a policeman becomes so interesting that you lose several pints of blood in a drunken brawl involving a 7ft blond Asian transvestite named Regina, your wife, Kratos, George Clooney, the cast of Guys and Dolls and an Alsation named Horace. I wish I could make origami animals.

01-23-08, 08:57 PM	#492
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, the animals you make a so life like they attack you, killing you with a thousand paper cuts. I wish (and pray) that it doesn't rain on the day we move house in a week. __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

01-23-08, 09:29 PM	#493
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted it's 50 degress C in the shade when you move and the airconditioning in your car and both houses simultaneously breaks down. I wish flies and mosquitoes were not as annoying as they are.

01-23-08, 10:18 PM	#494
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but then they mutate into a new creature that's even MORE annoying. I wish that I could run as fast as light.

01-24-08, 06:21 AM	#495
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,753 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but come evening you would be moving at a snails pace. I wish I could meet this erm....person called Regina. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)