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12-26-23, 12:10 PM | #4921 |
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I’m reading a book about reverse psychology.
I hope people don’t start liking it!
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12-27-23, 06:35 AM | #4922 |
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What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
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12-27-23, 04:43 PM | #4923 |
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I’m only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
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12-28-23, 12:30 PM | #4924 |
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How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
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12-28-23, 03:55 PM | #4925 |
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In studying history, I noticed that a large number of civil war battles took place in National Monuments.
How rude. You would think they would fight somewhere else.
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12-29-23, 02:08 PM | #4926 |
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Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
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12-29-23, 05:09 PM | #4927 |
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The other day I held the door open for a clown.
I thought it was a nice jester.”
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12-30-23, 07:36 AM | #4928 |
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What is the difference between a Priest and Woody from A Toy Story?
Woody from A Toy Story goes limp when a child enters the room
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12-30-23, 04:42 PM | #4929 |
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^ this is mean.
But i like the joke ..
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12-30-23, 06:30 PM | #4930 |
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
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01-01-24, 06:51 AM | #4931 |
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My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
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01-01-24, 05:15 PM | #4932 |
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I wanted to be an archaeologist.
But then I saw that my career would be in ruins.
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01-03-24, 12:56 PM | #4933 |
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The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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01-03-24, 11:20 PM | #4934 |
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Why did Mickey Mouse run away from home ???
Cause his dad was a rat.
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01-04-24, 07:43 AM | #4935 |
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I had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
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