The joke thread II - Page 327

Platapus · 12-17-23, 01:21 PM

Who was the meanest of Santa's reindeer?

Olive

From the song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

Jimbuna · 12-18-23, 09:21 AM

Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.

Jimbuna · 12-18-23, 01:12 PM

Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

Jeff-Groves · 12-18-23, 05:10 PM

I wrapped all the Xmas gifts in toilet paper.

Cause I do a crappy job at wrapping.

Jimbuna · 12-19-23, 06:53 AM

What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.

Platapus · 12-19-23, 08:21 AM

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

Jimbuna · 12-19-23, 12:25 PM

Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.

Platapus · 12-19-23, 01:53 PM

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

“Supplies!”

Catfish · 12-19-23, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!

So it wasn't about dykes

Jimbuna · 12-20-23, 07:58 AM

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Jimbuna · 12-20-23, 01:52 PM

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Platapus · 12-20-23, 04:09 PM

Do trees poop?

Of course they do. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?

Jimbuna · 12-21-23, 05:50 AM

Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.

Platapus · 12-21-23, 06:37 PM

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?

A trumpet.

Jimbuna · 12-22-23, 06:16 AM

Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.

12-17-23, 01:21 PM	#4891
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,100 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Who was the meanest of Santa's reindeer? Olive From the song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-18-23, 09:21 AM	#4892
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-18-23, 01:12 PM	#4893
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-19-23, 06:53 AM	#4895
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-19-23, 08:21 AM	#4896
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,100 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-18-23, 05:10 PM	#4894
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,422 Downloads: 131 Uploads: 0	I wrapped all the Xmas gifts in toilet paper. Cause I do a crappy job at wrapping.

12-19-23, 12:25 PM	#4897
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-19-23, 01:53 PM	#4898
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,100 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-20-23, 07:58 AM	#4900
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-20-23, 01:52 PM	#4901
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-20-23, 04:09 PM	#4902
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,100 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Do trees poop? Of course they do. Where do you think #2 pencils come from? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-21-23, 05:50 AM	#4903
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-21-23, 06:37 PM	#4904
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,100 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-22-23, 06:16 AM	#4905
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)