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12-03-23, 01:05 PM | #4846 |
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What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
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12-03-23, 01:43 PM | #4847 |
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Are the security guards at the Samsung store the real Guardians of the Galaxy?
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12-04-23, 06:03 AM | #4848 |
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How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
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12-04-23, 02:14 PM | #4849 |
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What breed of dog would Dracula have?
Bloodhound, of course
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12-04-23, 02:19 PM | #4850 |
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What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
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12-04-23, 02:33 PM | #4851 |
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What is my favorite childhood memory?
Having energy
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12-04-23, 02:53 PM | #4852 |
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What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
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12-05-23, 09:40 AM | #4853 |
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Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
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12-05-23, 01:41 PM | #4854 |
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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12-05-23, 02:03 PM | #4855 |
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How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
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12-06-23, 01:35 PM | #4856 |
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What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
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12-06-23, 03:00 PM | #4857 |
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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12-07-23, 07:07 AM | #4858 |
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Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
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12-08-23, 12:30 PM | #4859 |
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Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
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12-08-23, 01:39 PM | #4860 |
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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