The joke thread II - Page 323

Jimbuna · 11-29-23, 01:51 PM

What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.

Jimbuna · 11-30-23, 09:31 AM

Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.

Platapus · 11-30-23, 01:34 PM

Unfortunately, the days of good grammar has went.

Jeff-Groves · 11-30-23, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Unfortunately, the days of good grammar has went.

Give it time. Aktungbby will be in here to assist.

Jimbuna · 11-30-23, 01:48 PM

What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.

Platapus · 11-30-23, 03:34 PM

This past Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot the turkey I wanted to eat

I am evidently not allowed back into that grocery store

Jimbuna · 12-01-23, 07:16 AM

What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.

Platapus · 12-01-23, 01:15 PM

How many rocks can you put in a empty box?

Only one, then the box is no longer empty

Jimbuna · 12-01-23, 01:27 PM

How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”

Platapus · 12-01-23, 02:18 PM

How far can a dog run into a woods?

Exactly half way. After that the dog is running out of the woods

Jimbuna · 12-02-23, 05:08 AM

Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.

Platapus · 12-02-23, 07:32 AM

I wonder why iPhone chargers were not called Apple Juice

Jimbuna · 12-02-23, 09:39 AM

What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.

Platapus · 12-03-23, 06:33 AM

What does a dog do after graduating Obedience School?

They go for their Masters

Jimbuna · 12-03-23, 06:47 AM

Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.

11-29-23, 01:51 PM	#4831
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-30-23, 09:31 AM	#4832
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-30-23, 01:34 PM	#4833
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Unfortunately, the days of good grammar has went. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-30-23, 01:48 PM	#4835
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-30-23, 03:34 PM	#4836
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	This past Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot the turkey I wanted to eat I am evidently not allowed back into that grocery store __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-01-23, 07:16 AM	#4837
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-01-23, 01:15 PM	#4838
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	How many rocks can you put in a empty box? Only one, then the box is no longer empty __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-01-23, 01:27 PM	#4839
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-01-23, 02:18 PM	#4840
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	How far can a dog run into a woods? Exactly half way. After that the dog is running out of the woods __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-02-23, 05:08 AM	#4841
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-02-23, 07:32 AM	#4842
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I wonder why iPhone chargers were not called Apple Juice __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-02-23, 09:39 AM	#4843
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-03-23, 06:33 AM	#4844
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What does a dog do after graduating Obedience School? They go for their Masters __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-03-23, 06:47 AM	#4845
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!