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11-29-23, 01:51 PM | #4831 |
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What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
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11-30-23, 09:31 AM | #4832 |
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Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
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11-30-23, 01:34 PM | #4833 |
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Unfortunately, the days of good grammar has went.
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11-30-23, 01:38 PM | #4834 |
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11-30-23, 01:48 PM | #4835 |
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What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
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11-30-23, 03:34 PM | #4836 |
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This past Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot the turkey I wanted to eat
I am evidently not allowed back into that grocery store
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12-01-23, 07:16 AM | #4837 |
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What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
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12-01-23, 01:15 PM | #4838 |
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How many rocks can you put in a empty box?
Only one, then the box is no longer empty
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12-01-23, 01:27 PM | #4839 |
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How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
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12-01-23, 02:18 PM | #4840 |
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How far can a dog run into a woods?
Exactly half way. After that the dog is running out of the woods
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12-02-23, 05:08 AM | #4841 |
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Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
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12-02-23, 07:32 AM | #4842 |
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I wonder why iPhone chargers were not called Apple Juice
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12-02-23, 09:39 AM | #4843 |
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What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
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12-03-23, 06:33 AM | #4844 |
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What does a dog do after graduating Obedience School?
They go for their Masters
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12-03-23, 06:47 AM | #4845 |
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Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
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