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#4786 |
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Headline:
Energizer Buddy arrested Charged with battery
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#4787 |
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What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
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#4788 |
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Did anyone remember to water the Christmas Tree?
I did!, said the dog
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#4789 |
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What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
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#4790 |
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Why aren't mustaches called Mouth Brows?
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#4791 |
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How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
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#4792 |
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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing.
It should definitely spice up this autobiography a little.
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#4793 |
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Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
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#4794 |
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What is blue and covered in feathers
A turkey holding its breath
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#4795 |
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What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
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#4796 |
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I often wonder why no one is ever the right amount of whelmed.
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#4797 |
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
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#4798 |
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How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut
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#4799 |
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Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
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#4800 |
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Can February March? No, but April May!
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