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10-24-23, 06:12 AM | #4726 |
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
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10-25-23, 06:43 AM | #4727 |
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
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10-25-23, 02:28 PM | #4728 |
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Two weeks ago, I sent in my hearing aids in for repair
I have not heard anything since then
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10-26-23, 05:26 AM | #4729 |
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
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10-26-23, 04:27 PM | #4730 |
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My boss complained that when I go to work that I hide from her
I told her "Sure, everyone knows that good employees are hard to find"
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10-27-23, 07:21 AM | #4731 |
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What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
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10-27-23, 12:42 PM | #4732 |
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Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
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10-27-23, 04:57 PM | #4733 |
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Of all the inventions of the past 100 years...
The whiteboard has to be the most remarkable
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10-28-23, 04:06 AM | #4734 |
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Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
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10-28-23, 05:24 AM | #4735 |
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Astronomers got tired of watching the Earth revolve...
After 24 hours, they decided to call it a day
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10-28-23, 08:51 AM | #4736 |
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Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
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10-28-23, 05:10 PM | #4737 |
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A history degree is useless
There is no future in it
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10-29-23, 07:17 AM | #4738 |
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Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air.
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10-30-23, 09:02 AM | #4739 |
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
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10-30-23, 02:09 PM | #4740 |
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a Smoothy
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