UK Politics Thread - Page 316

BossMark · 11-03-15, 02:02 AM

Pope Francis meets with David Cameron in front of an enormous crowd at Heathrow. The Pope leans toward the Prime Minister and says, "Do you know that, with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?"

"I seriously doubt that," responds Cameron.

The Pope continues, "This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice!"

The PM burst into laughter. "Go on then, show me."

So the Pope backhanded him, the crowd cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!

Jimbuna · 11-03-15, 09:30 AM

STEED · 11-03-15, 12:49 PM

I see Labour has one heck of a issue with Trident.

Scot Labour

Leader wants it
Party does not

UK Labour

Leader does not want it
Party wants it

A rather thorny issue this one.

Jimbuna · 11-03-15, 03:02 PM

The next item on the disagreement agenda appears to be tenants' right-to-buy.

Quote:

Ministers have defended their plans to extend the right-to-buy to housing association tenants as parties clashed over the government's Housing Bill.
Communities Secretary Greg Clark said it would lead to an increase in housing stock and help people "realise the dream" of home ownership.
But Labour predicted a "fire sale" of affordable homes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34697539

BossMark · 11-04-15, 11:36 AM

So human DNA has been found in pork sausages?

How did that get there, DAVID CAMERON?

STEED · 11-07-15, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

So human DNA has been found in pork sausages?

How did that get there, DAVID CAMERON?

I'm going veggie.

BossMark · 11-07-15, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I'm going veggie.

Must admit it as put me off pork sausages......

Jimbuna · 11-07-15, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I'm going veggie.

Here's me thinking you were already in a vegitated state

STEED · 11-07-15, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Here's me thinking you were already in a vegitated state

STEED · 11-08-15, 05:59 AM

HagFish Cameron sets out his strongest demands to stay in the EU....

I will do what ever it takes to stay in the EU even if I have to put my love spuds in a French pig and performed sexual acts with Merkel.

You who David over here, see you at my place 8pm.

Stay away from our pigs you pervert!

BossMark · 11-08-15, 06:17 AM

"Oh no its toff boy, run and hide you don't want to know what will happen if he catches you"

STEED · 11-08-15, 06:24 AM

Of course I do Kermit and you are not having her back, Miss Piggy and I are getting it on.

BossMark · 11-08-15, 06:39 AM

"Oh boy I cant wait to get you home my lovely little piggy"

BossMark · 11-08-15, 06:44 AM

BossMark · 11-08-15, 06:59 AM

"He put it WHERE?"

11-03-15, 02:02 AM	#4726
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Pope Francis meets with David Cameron in front of an enormous crowd at Heathrow. The Pope leans toward the Prime Minister and says, "Do you know that, with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?" "I seriously doubt that," responds Cameron. The Pope continues, "This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice!" The PM burst into laughter. "Go on then, show me." So the Pope backhanded him, the crowd cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land! __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

11-03-15, 09:30 AM	#4727
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,912 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-03-15, 12:49 PM	#4728
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I see Labour has one heck of a issue with Trident. Scot Labour Leader wants it Party does not UK Labour Leader does not want it Party wants it A rather thorny issue this one. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-04-15, 11:36 AM	#4730
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	So human DNA has been found in pork sausages? How did that get there, DAVID CAMERON? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

11-08-15, 05:59 AM	#4735
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	HagFish Cameron sets out his strongest demands to stay in the EU.... I will do what ever it takes to stay in the EU even if I have to put my love spuds in a French pig and performed sexual acts with Merkel. You who David over here, see you at my place 8pm. Stay away from our pigs you pervert! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-08-15, 06:17 AM	#4736
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	"Oh no its toff boy, run and hide you don't want to know what will happen if he catches you" __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

11-08-15, 06:24 AM	#4737
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Of course I do Kermit and you are not having her back, Miss Piggy and I are getting it on. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 11-08-15 at 06:34 AM.

11-08-15, 06:39 AM	#4738
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	"Oh boy I cant wait to get you home my lovely little piggy" __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

11-08-15, 06:44 AM	#4739
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	__________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

11-08-15, 06:59 AM	#4740
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	"He put it WHERE?" __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now