The joke thread II - Page 316

Jimbuna · 10-24-23, 06:12 AM

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!

Jimbuna · 10-25-23, 06:43 AM

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

Platapus · 10-25-23, 02:28 PM

Two weeks ago, I sent in my hearing aids in for repair

I have not heard anything since then

Jimbuna · 10-26-23, 05:26 AM

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.

Platapus · 10-26-23, 04:27 PM

My boss complained that when I go to work that I hide from her

I told her "Sure, everyone knows that good employees are hard to find"

Jimbuna · 10-27-23, 07:21 AM

What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.

Jimbuna · 10-27-23, 12:42 PM

Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.

Platapus · 10-27-23, 04:57 PM

Of all the inventions of the past 100 years...

The whiteboard has to be the most remarkable

Jimbuna · 10-28-23, 04:06 AM

Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.

Platapus · 10-28-23, 05:24 AM

Astronomers got tired of watching the Earth revolve...
After 24 hours, they decided to call it a day

Jimbuna · 10-28-23, 08:51 AM

Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.

Platapus · 10-28-23, 05:10 PM

A history degree is useless

There is no future in it

Jimbuna · 10-29-23, 07:17 AM

Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air.

Jimbuna · 10-30-23, 09:02 AM

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.

Platapus · 10-30-23, 02:09 PM

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad

Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a Smoothy

10-24-23, 06:12 AM	#4726
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-25-23, 06:43 AM	#4727
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-25-23, 02:28 PM	#4728
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,983 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Two weeks ago, I sent in my hearing aids in for repair I have not heard anything since then __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-26-23, 05:26 AM	#4729
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-26-23, 04:27 PM	#4730
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,983 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	My boss complained that when I go to work that I hide from her I told her "Sure, everyone knows that good employees are hard to find" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-27-23, 07:21 AM	#4731
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-27-23, 12:42 PM	#4732
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-27-23, 04:57 PM	#4733
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,983 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Of all the inventions of the past 100 years... The whiteboard has to be the most remarkable __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-28-23, 04:06 AM	#4734
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-28-23, 05:24 AM	#4735
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,983 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Astronomers got tired of watching the Earth revolve... After 24 hours, they decided to call it a day __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-28-23, 08:51 AM	#4736
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-28-23, 05:10 PM	#4737
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,983 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A history degree is useless There is no future in it __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-29-23, 07:17 AM	#4738
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-30-23, 09:02 AM	#4739
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-30-23, 02:09 PM	#4740
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,983 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a Smoothy __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.