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10-17-23, 04:22 PM | #4711 |
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Cross-eyed teachers have a harder time controlling their pupils
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10-18-23, 06:17 AM | #4712 |
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How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
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10-18-23, 01:12 PM | #4713 |
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
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10-19-23, 05:03 AM | #4714 |
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How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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10-19-23, 05:06 AM | #4715 |
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Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
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10-19-23, 01:51 PM | #4716 |
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My girlfriend left me because she thinks I am obsessed with gambling.
All I can think of is how to win her back.
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10-20-23, 06:50 AM | #4717 |
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What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
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10-20-23, 12:34 PM | #4718 |
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
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10-20-23, 04:00 PM | #4719 |
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My wife blocked me on facebook for making too many bird puns
Well toucan play at that game
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10-21-23, 05:57 AM | #4720 |
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How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
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10-21-23, 01:02 PM | #4721 |
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My wife said "you have no sense of direction"
I wondered where that came from?
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10-22-23, 06:39 AM | #4722 |
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Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
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10-23-23, 06:05 AM | #4723 |
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Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
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10-23-23, 01:13 PM | #4724 |
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Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
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10-23-23, 02:24 PM | #4725 |
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I drank some holy water along with a laxative
I am about to start a religious movement
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