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Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
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#4667 |
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My girlfriend dumped me today, saying that I was not American enough.
I saw that coming a kilometer away
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#4668 |
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Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
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#4669 |
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My wife called me at the bar and told me "If yiou are not home in 10 minutes, I will give your dinner to the dog"
You can bet that I made sure I was home in 5 minutes.... I love that dog
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#4670 |
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When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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#4671 |
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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
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#4672 |
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I admit that I married my wife for her looks
Not the ones she has been giving me lately, though
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#4673 |
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Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
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#4674 |
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What did the triangle say to the circle
"You're pointless"
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#4675 |
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
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#4676 |
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My wife is putting glue on all my rifles
She denies it... but I am sticking to my guns
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#4677 |
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How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
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#4678 |
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Someone just called my phone and all they did was sniff, cough, and sneeze.
I am getting tired of these cold calls
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#4679 |
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In response to Japan's shrinking workforce, Toyota presented today their new car
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#4680 |
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Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
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