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#4606 |
Fleet Admiral
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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people....
But none of them seem to work
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#4607 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!
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#4608 |
Chief of the Boat
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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
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#4609 |
Village Idiot
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An Englishman, taking a road trip through the US, notices he’s low on fuel, pulls into the first gas station he sees. The attendant walks out and approaches the car.
“How can I help you, sir?” And in a posh voice, the man says, “I’m low on petrol; please top off the tank.” With an odd look, the guy begins to fill ’er up. The Englishman then says, “Also, while I’m here could you open the bonnet and check the oil?” Now looking slightly peeved but still saying nothing, the serviceman does as requested. “Oh, yes,” says the Brit, “It appears my windscreen needs a good cleaning. Would you mind terribly-” Unable to hold his tongue any more the attendant angrily snaps, “Alright, that’s enough! It’s not Petrol, it’s gasoline! It’s not a bonnet, it’s a hood! And it’s not a windscreen, it’s a windshield! We invented cars, so you call them by their American names!” And with that wonderful, charming, stiff-upper-lip UK wit, the Englishman calmly replies, “Well yes, my friend, you may have invented the automobile, but we invented the language!” |
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#4610 |
Chief of the Boat
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My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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#4611 |
Chief of the Boat
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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#4612 |
Fleet Admiral
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![]() My therapist told me that it was not complex at all, but that I was truly inferior. ![]()
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#4613 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a fork in the road!
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#4614 |
Chief of the Boat
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I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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#4615 |
Chief of the Boat
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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
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#4616 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why does the golfer wear two pants? Because he's afraid he might get a "Hole-in-one."
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#4617 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
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#4618 |
Village Idiot
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I was in a Grocery store the other day shopping for cereal.
I asked another customer where the Lucky Charms were. Turns out he was a Midget...... I'm banned for life from Krogers. |
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#4619 |
Fleet Admiral
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Scientists have studied the effects of alcohol on how people walk.
The results were staggering.
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#4620 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
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