The Great Debate

STEED · 09-20-06, 02:44 PM

OK I shall kick off, it’s time to get to the bottom of the great questions and get some answers so here’s the first one.

Why do women complain to us guys about leaving the toilet seat up?

In my opinion women are too lazy to put them down, what do you guys think?

AG124 · 09-20-06, 03:33 PM

I think it is a double standard and a symptom of political correctness.

Spoon 11th · 09-20-06, 03:40 PM

I pee into the sink not into the toilet. Problem solved.

Winston · 09-20-06, 03:48 PM

Since men tend to stand up to pee, well I do anyway, we prefer to leave the seat in the up position thus giving us a bigger target to aim at. We all know how the 'stream' can behave erratically sometimes, especially in the dark, so it helps. Ladies on the other hand like to sit for most of there activities on the throne so they get upset at putting it down all the time.

Interestingly men also hate having to put the seat up but never mention it as much.

Camaero · 09-20-06, 04:00 PM

Whoever cleans the toilet should get to choose!

SUBMAN1 · 09-20-06, 04:02 PM

Tell her you can leave the seat down next time, but don't tell her to complain if the seat is wet later on! :p

August · 09-20-06, 04:05 PM

To ensure complete gender fairness in this issue I have instituted a policy in my house of putting down both the seat and the lid as well.

But this gadget might be a suitable alternative to ensure domestic bliss:

Winston · 09-20-06, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

To ensure complete gender fairness in this issue I have instituted a policy in my house of putting down both the seat and the lid as well.

That’s dangerous that is. Reminds me of a time when I was really drunk in a friend’s house and I....well, you know it was dark. Was about three or four seconds to realises the pitter-patter sound of pee hitting the plastic top. Spent the next 5 minuets cleaning it up...I think I got away with it.

SkvyWvr · 09-21-06, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

OK I shall kick off, it’s time to get to the bottom of the great questions and get some answers so here’s the first one.

Why do women complain to us guys about leaving the toilet seat up?

In my opinion women are too lazy to put them down, what do you guys think?

It's on their "Complaint Checkoff List". The one thats issued to them when they become teens.

09-20-06, 02:44 PM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The Great Debate OK I shall kick off, it’s time to get to the bottom of the great questions and get some answers so here’s the first one. Why do women complain to us guys about leaving the toilet seat up? In my opinion women are too lazy to put them down, what do you guys think? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-20-06, 03:33 PM	#2
AG124 Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,878 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I think it is a double standard and a symptom of political correctness. __________________ DOWNLOAD GWX HERE: http://www.thegreywolves.com/index.html

09-20-06, 03:48 PM	#4
Winston Wild Night in Bangkok Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales Posts: 179 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Since men tend to stand up to pee, well I do anyway, we prefer to leave the seat in the up position thus giving us a bigger target to aim at. We all know how the 'stream' can behave erratically sometimes, especially in the dark, so it helps. Ladies on the other hand like to sit for most of there activities on the throne so they get upset at putting it down all the time. Interestingly men also hate having to put the seat up but never mention it as much. __________________ "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash"

09-20-06, 04:00 PM	#5
Camaero The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA, Massachusetts Posts: 1,477 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Whoever cleans the toilet should get to choose! __________________

09-20-06, 04:02 PM	#6
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Tell her you can leave the seat down next time, but don't tell her to complain if the seat is wet later on! :p __________________

09-20-06, 03:40 PM	#3
Spoon 11th Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 689 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I pee into the sink not into the toilet. Problem solved.

09-20-06, 04:05 PM	#7
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,199 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	To ensure complete gender fairness in this issue I have instituted a policy in my house of putting down both the seat and the lid as well. But this gadget might be a suitable alternative to ensure domestic bliss: __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.