Oscars boring? You've got to be joking! - Page 3

u crank · 03-30-22, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Good thing Chris Rock did not say anything about Alec Baldwin's wife.

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 03-30-22, 08:10 PM

Sorry what happened I was too busy watching The Simpson's.

Aktungbby · 03-30-22, 08:42 PM

Turns out: Mr Smith also slapped a Ukranian prankster on the red carpet of the Moscow premier of Men in Black III in 2012. His second offence then?

Commander Wallace · 03-30-22, 09:10 PM

It turns out Will smith had made fun of a bald man who played in the band on the Arsenio Hall show.

Quote: The video that surfaced online showed Will Smith on the 90s talk show The Arsenio Hall Show pointing at a person with a bald head and saying, ''He gotta wax his head every morning.'' The response to his joke was not as he expected as a chorus of disapproval can be heard from the audience. Responding to the same, Smith tried to justify his remarks by saying, ''Oh, it's a joke, come on!!''

Will Smith said it was just a joke. Apparently, Will Smith is a bit of a narcissist in that no one can make fun of him or his family.

Hmmmm, this sounds kinda familiar.

https://www.republicworld.com/entert...ticleshow.html

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...-slap-1329729/

Gorpet · 04-02-22, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by les green01

you think so first of all i been Marine slap probly more times than not even have had the bucket over my head having it bang on and having to say i Love the Marine Corp Far has Audie and Sgt York still find them at my libary Next i was bless to know a man when i was doing choirs for him or fishing or hunting with him he was there when Audie was doing all that stuff he told me the first hand accounts them all them books and movies you talk about still got them at my libary but then im in a rural area but to me you sound like the boy who cry wolf

Sorry there les green, I'm no boy who call's wolf, I live now in an area that was rural. It is now an expanding metropolitan area that gobbles up people and acreage and along with that comes change.And this new change, well fire up that old Ford come into the new Metropolis and see what they have in the new progressive library for yourself. And bring the old M1911 with you,there's a damn good chance you might need it to get that old Ford back home.

Live long my friend, We are cut from the same cloth just years apart.

Gorpet · 04-02-22, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Well, well, well. Books can be full of all kinds of dangerous words and stuff so it's simply better to keep people uneducated. Of course, I must be a dangerous member of some intelligentsia by simply owning books, even a first edition of Gone With the Wind.

You can't stop progress, but you can slow it down, and every new generation will have it's new (even if sometimes old) ideas on how the world should work. Dwelling in the past leads to stagnation but some people try pretty hard to just that.

https://www.businessinsider.com/virg...burned-2021-11

Damn,Why do you think American politicians live in the past and want citizens to live past ? It creates stagnation and that's what the members of the intelligentsia want's isn't it? Keeping the citizen to a minimal education,Isn't that what keeps the intelligentsia in power. And they can have personal libraries full of old and new books and movies." Tom Petty quote, it's good to be King"

Gorpet · 04-02-22, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by les green01

you think so first of all i been Marine slap probly more times than not even have had the bucket over my head having it bang on and having to say i Love the Marine Corp Far has Audie and Sgt York still find them at my libary Next i was bless to know a man when i was doing choirs for him or fishing or hunting with him he was there when Audie was doing all that stuff he told me the first hand accounts them all them books and movies you talk about still got them at my libary but then im in a rural area but to me you sound like the boy who cry wolf

Ok les,I was told by an uncle of mine there is two ways to slap a person. The open hand girl slap and the Marine slap which requires you to angle your hand so that the lower meatier part of your hand hit's with Authority.And that's the only two slaps i know.

Aktungbby · 04-03-22, 12:12 PM

I'm amazed Mr Smith doesn't claim the Bruce Willis "aphasia defense"-having misfired a firearm in a scene;...or that he was still in character" from playing King Richard! Plus, he's small potatoes compared that murderous misfiring Alec Baldwin...blaming the armorer??! Kudos to Mr Rock for not pushing the matter legally...or civilly...for "pain and suffering"...

Jeff-Groves · 04-03-22, 01:53 PM

I'm more surprised anyone gives a crap about Willie jacking Chris.
I got more important things in my life to worry about then 2 Guys playing "Bitch Slap" on a totally worthless TV event.

Aktungbby · 04-07-22, 09:41 PM

Gorpet · 04-08-22, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

I'm more surprised anyone gives a crap about Willie jacking Chris.
I got more important things in my life to worry about then 2 Guys playing "Bitch Slap" on a totally worthless TV event.

LOL.

Gorpet · 04-08-22, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

It will die on it's own,Nobody really cares.

tmccarthy · 04-09-22, 01:02 AM

03-30-22, 08:10 PM	#32
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,254 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	Sorry what happened I was too busy watching The Simpson's. __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,593 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Turns out: Mr Smith also slapped a Ukranian prankster on the red carpet of the Moscow premier of Men in Black III in 2012. His second offence then? __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

04-03-22, 12:12 PM	#38
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,593 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I'm amazed Mr Smith doesn't claim the Bruce Willis "aphasia defense"-having misfired a firearm in a scene;...or that he was still in character" from playing King Richard! Plus, he's small potatoes compared that murderous misfiring Alec Baldwin...blaming the armorer??! Kudos to Mr Rock for not pushing the matter legally...or civilly...for "pain and suffering"... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

04-07-22, 09:41 PM	#40
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03-30-22, 09:10 PM	#34
Commander Wallace Silent Hunter Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 4,979 Downloads: 360 Uploads: 0	It turns out Will smith had made fun of a bald man who played in the band on the Arsenio Hall show. Quote: The video that surfaced online showed Will Smith on the 90s talk show The Arsenio Hall Show pointing at a person with a bald head and saying, ''He gotta wax his head every morning.'' The response to his joke was not as he expected as a chorus of disapproval can be heard from the audience. Responding to the same, Smith tried to justify his remarks by saying, ''Oh, it's a joke, come on!!'' Will Smith said it was just a joke. Apparently, Will Smith is a bit of a narcissist in that no one can make fun of him or his family. Hmmmm, this sounds kinda familiar. https://www.republicworld.com/entert...ticleshow.html https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...-slap-1329729/

04-03-22, 01:53 PM	#39
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,422 Downloads: 131 Uploads: 0	I'm more surprised anyone gives a crap about Willie jacking Chris. I got more important things in my life to worry about then 2 Guys playing "Bitch Slap" on a totally worthless TV event.