19-year old german girl's entry into US refused

[Catfish]

Ah i forgot, according to Mr. Trump all Mexicans are rapists

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Maybe her sauer was kraut ...

Brilliant! No matter which order the words are used, it is still funny.. and practically dirty.

[Eichhörnchen]

I'm sorry to blunder in here: I thought it said "US 19 year-old's entry into German girl refused"

[August]

No German girl ever refused me when I was 19, just sayin...

[Bilge_Rat]

you have a lot of these horror stories. This one was a classic. An Italian who goes to the U.S. to visit his girlfriend and winds up spending 10 days in jail:

He was a carefree Italian with a recent law degree from a Roman university. She was “a totally Virginia girl,” as she puts it, raised across the road from George Washington’s home. Their romance, sparked by a 2006 meeting in a supermarket in Rome, soon brought the Italian, Domenico Salerno, on frequent visits to Alexandria, Va., where he was welcomed like a favorite son by the parents and neighbors of his girlfriend, Caitlin Cooper.

But on April 29, when Mr. Salerno, 35, presented his passport at Washington Dulles International Airport, a Customs and Border Protection agent refused to let him into the United States. And after hours of questioning, agents would not let him travel back to Rome, either; over his protests in fractured English, he said, they insisted that he had expressed a fear of returning to Italy and had asked for asylum.

Ms. Cooper, 23, who had promised to show her boyfriend another side of her country on this visit — meaning Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon — eventually learned that he had been sent in shackles to a rural Virginia jail. And there he remained for more than 10 days, locked up without charges or legal recourse while Ms. Cooper, her parents and their well-connected neighbors tried everything to get him out.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/14/us/14visa.html?_r=0

[goodpoints]

Originally Posted by Catfish

George Orwell was a hopeless optimist with his "1984", but then he could not foresee technology.. and how people underestimate surveillance.

George Orwell couldn't foresee an exceedingly complex/deep rooted socio-geo-religio-political civil war being anything other than the latest stage for the international battle between Captain Democracy and his arch nemesis Barón Totalitarismo if it hit him in the throat.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by August

No German girl ever refused me when I was 19, just sayin...

Yeah, but did you ever meet them before payday?

(rimshot)

[August]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Yeah, but did you ever meet them before payday?

(rimshot)

Of course not. No woman regardless of nationality allows herself to be taken on a date by a guy with no money in his pocket and few people are more broke than a Private a week before payday.

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Catfish

Anyone remembers Neal's site was banned for Google adverts, because they found the word esc0rt serv!ce somewhere in this forum. Harmless, of course.

Why did you have to remind me!? I'm still crying over that!

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