Attack Warning Red

[ExFishermanBob]

Mine was raised this morning - down to 1/2 bottle of Frascati for an entire evening's merchant raiding.... and no Commissario Montalbano on BBC2.

Tsk.

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by Tango589

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2014 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in the Middle East and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada...

[Garion]

I wonder if the threat level will fall again AFTER the vote in September? Just askin....

Tongue firmly in cheek

Cheers

Gary

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Garion

I wonder if the threat level will fall again AFTER the vote in September? Just askin....

Tongue firmly in cheek

Cheers

Gary

Timing does seem a little suspicious doesn't it? What with that and the sudden UKIP defection in Clacton...not that the government would ever decide a day being a good day to 'bury bad news' (TM).

Still, the overall response of the British public can be summed up in one film reference:

[Wolferz]

Grab your blankie, your favorite water fowl and stay in for some tellie.

What are the jihadists gonna do, send you some Ebola infected buggas?

[Tango589]

*ALARM CODE RED* *ALARM CODE RED* *ALARM CODE RED*

We've run out of tea bags on site. I'm nipping down the shops. Does anyone want anything

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Tango589

*ALARM CODE RED* *ALARM CODE RED* *ALARM CODE RED*

We've run out of tea bags on site. I'm nipping down the shops. Does anyone want anything

Pick up some condoms in case some of those randy government types show up.

Meanwhile...
On this side of the pond, our government types are singing the same warnings.
Second verse, same as the first.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Tango589

*ALARM CODE RED* *ALARM CODE RED* *ALARM CODE RED*

We've run out of tea bags on site. I'm nipping down the shops. Does anyone want anything

Some MOPP4 equipment please, and a geiger counter...oh, and some jelly babies.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Some MOPP4 equipment please, and a geiger counter...oh, and some jelly babies.

Don't forget the dark chocolate for the boss

[Wolferz]

Some antibiotics would be nice too. They'll go well with the Vindaloo.

[Tango589]

Ok, I'm back. I've got tea bags, MOPP4 equipment, jelly babies and a Geiger counter for Oberon, dark chocolate for the guv and antibiotics for Wolferz. I've also bought a few spare changes of trousers and underwear, as we may well need them when the balloon goes up.

[Wolferz]

Good work, Tango.

And here I am thinking the NSA has our backs.

What a bunch of moroons! Working for moroons!

[STEED]

Daily Poop

Day 3 of mass riots and looting in the UK as fear runs a muck up and down the land. Stock Markets close on a all time high after a great day's trading.








And now we return you back to the real world....

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by STEED

And now we return you back to the real world....

Ever present threats of terror, voter apathy, incompetent government and a country being dragged through the sh1t backwards.

Just another day in paradise.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Ever present threats of terror, voter apathy, incompetent government and a country being dragged through the sh1t backwards.

Just another day in paradise.

Great one.