'Yes' vote 'means leaving pound' - Page 3

STEED · 02-15-14, 06:30 AM

Alex votes yes on pies.

STEED · 02-15-14, 06:33 AM

Alex campaigns hard for the No vote and promises to invade Poland this September.

Jimbuna · 02-15-14, 06:34 AM

"I know what people think of me and they are very correct"

STEED · 02-15-14, 06:49 AM

Alex gives jim the thumbs up on those Danish porn films.

Alex tells Toffboy shut your face you bank arse licker.

YeeeHarrr Alex campaigns for the American No vote.

Alex goes for the cool No vote.

STEED · 02-15-14, 07:01 AM

Scotland wins the war against England.

Toffboy signs the surrender papers while Alex signs the arrest papers for Toffboy.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 02-15-14, 09:12 AM

Here is Alex Salmond's official portrait (from Wikipedia):

Doesn't this look more like a mug shot than "official portrait"?

Wolferz · 02-16-14, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

Here is Alex Salmond's official portrait (from Wikipedia):

Doesn't this look more like a mug shot than "official portrait"?

No, he's not dressed in his OJ's

Tango589 · 02-16-14, 11:42 AM

Jose Manuel Barroso: nearly impossible for Scotland to join EU

No currency union, no EU, it looks like things are getting trickier for the Yes vote.

Oberon · 02-16-14, 12:32 PM

Don't forget the EU specialises in Impossibilities though.

All Salmond would have to do is fudge the numbers and he'd get in alright.

Catfish · 02-16-14, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Don't forget the EU specialises in Impossibilities though.

All Salmond would have to do is fudge the numbers and he'd get in alright.

No chance, have been in Scotland fishing, and all salmons have different sizes, no standarisation, nothing.

If bananas have to have a certain curving to be accepted, how will Scotland ever do that ?

Jimbuna · 02-16-14, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

No chance, have been in Scotland fishing, and all salmons have different sizes, no standarisation, nothing.

If bananas have to have a certain curving to be accepted, how will Scotland ever do that ?

They will ensure the perfect roundness of the haggis no doubt.

Oberon · 02-16-14, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

They will ensure the perfect roundness of the haggis no doubt.

Well, haggis is a science, the left and right legs on the male and female haggis have to be at the exact different height or they'll miss each other whilst running around the mountain. Natural selection at its finest, those who don't have the right sized legs, miss their mates and don't breed.

To hell with monkeys, haggis evolution is where it's at.

GT182 · 02-16-14, 09:03 PM

Don't worry. If Scotland gets their indepenance the US will take them as the 51st State.

But that haggis crap has to stay in Scotland.. we doesn't want it over here. LOL

Jimbuna · 02-17-14, 05:16 AM

Too late, they already have their king.

STEED · 02-17-14, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT182

Don't worry. If Scotland gets their indepenance the US will take them as the 51st State.

But that haggis crap has to stay in Scotland.. we doesn't want it over here. LOL

Take aim

FIRE...

Scotland bombards America will low flying haggis.

02-15-14, 06:30 AM	#31
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Alex votes yes on pies. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-15-14, 06:33 AM	#32
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Alex campaigns hard for the No vote and promises to invade Poland this September. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-15-14, 06:34 AM	#33
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,544 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"I know what people think of me and they are very correct" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-15-14, 06:49 AM	#34
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Alex gives jim the thumbs up on those Danish porn films. Alex tells Toffboy shut your face you bank arse licker. YeeeHarrr Alex campaigns for the American No vote. Alex goes for the cool No vote. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-15-14, 07:01 AM	#35
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Scotland wins the war against England. Toffboy signs the surrender papers while Alex signs the arrest papers for Toffboy. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-15-14, 09:12 AM	#36
kraznyi_oktjabr Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Republiken Finland Posts: 1,803 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Here is Alex Salmond's official portrait (from Wikipedia): Doesn't this look more like a mug shot than "official portrait"? __________________ You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. - Dr. House

02-16-14, 11:42 AM	#38
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Jose Manuel Barroso: nearly impossible for Scotland to join EU No currency union, no EU, it looks like things are getting trickier for the Yes vote. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-16-14, 12:32 PM	#39
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Don't forget the EU specialises in Impossibilities though. All Salmond would have to do is fudge the numbers and he'd get in alright.

02-16-14, 09:03 PM	#43
GT182 Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Castle of Delaware Posts: 3,231 Downloads: 658 Uploads: 0	Don't worry. If Scotland gets their indepenance the US will take them as the 51st State. But that haggis crap has to stay in Scotland.. we doesn't want it over here. LOL __________________ Gary No Borders, No Language, No Culture =s No Country I'm a Deplorable, and proud of it.

02-17-14, 05:16 AM	#44
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,544 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Too late, they already have their king. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!