Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant"

desertstriker · 01-18-14, 02:53 PM

Either the second comming or "god" was horny again and made another virgin birth happen are the only explainations that would support her claim of not knowing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

Admiral Halsey · 01-18-14, 03:04 PM

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Catfish · 01-18-14, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Halsey

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Some Maria comes to mind ..

OT:
Joseph and Maria arrive in a small town, an Maria now feels it is about time. So Joseph knocks on a door, until an unfriendly man opens.
Joseph: "Please, we need shelter, my wife is pregnant and gets her baby anytime soon!"
The house owner: "What do i have to do with that ?"
Joseph: "And me ?!!"

August · 01-18-14, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Halsey

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...

Wolferz · 01-18-14, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...

You never know what one of those wily priests might have slipped into the sacramental wine.

That would be a bad habit.

Jimbuna · 01-18-14, 04:31 PM

BBC News: Nun gives birth to baby boy in Italy.

I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh...

desertstriker · 01-18-14, 04:36 PM

its still increadibly funny to me.

Jimbuna · 01-18-14, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by desertstriker

its still increadibly funny to me.
besides wolferz preists prefer little boys

Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.

TarJak · 01-21-14, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough'

In your case 'not very' and 'more than'.

Jimbuna · 01-21-14, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

In your case 'not very' and 'more than'.

Cheeky bugga

TarJak · 01-21-14, 05:35 PM

I try.

soopaman2 · 01-21-14, 07:18 PM

Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught.

Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph.

This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion.

I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others.

RickC Sniper · 01-21-14, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught.

Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph.

This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion.

I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others.

ENOUGH!!

Filthy whore? Harlot?

Could someone in authority please take action here.

soopaman2 · 01-21-14, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

ENOUGH!!

Filthy whore? Harlot?

Could someone in authority please take action here.

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

Please someone with authority ban me!

Rick thinks I am out of line, because I touched on crap he does not believe in.

I want Rick banned because he hurt my feelings in the NFL thread, he said I make no sense.

He wants his beliefs enforced and mine quashed.

Ban me, I am an evildoer, and a sinner.
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Do you have applications to the Westboro Baptist church, you got similar ideologies. Squash the unholy

RickC Sniper · 01-21-14, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

Please someone with authority ban me!

Rick thinks I am out of line, because I touched on crap he does not believe in.

I want Rick banned because he hurt my feelings in the NFL thread, he said I make no sense.

He wants his belieifs enforced and mine quashed.

Ban me, I am an evildoer, and a sinner.

Do you have applications to the Westbor Baptist church, you got similar ideologies.

.........just posting this before he can delete his post

01-18-14, 02:53 PM	#1
desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant" Either the second comming or "god" was horny again and made another virgin birth happen are the only explainations that would support her claim of not knowing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

01-18-14, 04:31 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	BBC News: Nun gives birth to baby boy in Italy. I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	its still increadibly funny to me. Last edited by desertstriker; 01-18-14 at 05:25 PM. Reason: Offesive content to some people

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught. Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph. This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion. I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I try.