The wife, husband, spouse, bf, gf thread. - Page 3

Jimbuna · 01-04-13, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Wife, spouse, and Girlfriend. What annoys me?

When they meet

Awkward!

Rgr that

Herr-Berbunch · 01-04-13, 07:40 AM

Dates! How hard can it be to pick up a loaf of bread or a bottle of milk and just check to see that you're getting a reasonable life out of it. I bought a loaf at the weekend - BBE 5 Jan. She buys one on Wednesday - BBE 3 Jan.

Buddahaid · 01-04-13, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

The most annoying thing about my girlfriend is that I haven't gotten one yet.

You will find the true meaning of annoying when you do. I've married for 35 years! I find that very annoying.

Herr-Berbunch · 01-04-13, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

You will find the true meaning of annoying when you do. I've married for 35 years! I find that very annoying.

Don't put him off before he's got started.

And congrats on the 35 years. Any little niggles, do share.

Betonov · 01-04-13, 02:28 PM

Still miss the BF that never became GF.
Too bad, we were working on the same frequency. Bonnie and Clyde. It's just she always had to bring some idiot into the mix. Her being shallow was her only bad trait and was enough to force me to kill the relation.

Jimbuna · 01-04-13, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

You will find the true meaning of annoying when you do. I've married for 35 years! I find that very annoying.

That almost makes you a 'lifer'....congratulations from a noob of only almost 29 years

Armistead · 01-04-13, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Not likely, for a variety of reasons.

So wise.....

If you must, just pay, much cheaper in the long run.

Fubar2Niner · 01-04-13, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

You will find the true meaning of annoying when you do. I've married for 35 years! I find that very annoying.

I'm on your 'Six' at 34 years mate, I wouldn't change a thing, cept maybe go back ten and do things we missed

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

Jimbuna · 01-04-13, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

I'm on your 'Six' at 34 years mate, I wouldn't change a thing, cept maybe go back ten and do things we missed

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

Wise council

soopaman2 · 01-04-13, 05:24 PM

Married for like...crap almost ten years?!

I dunno what she sees in me, I am such a douchbag.

Smoking hot, and smart, too smart...Pain in my rectum smart.

I can understand single guys, but once in awhile you find your fit. I used to screw whatever moved but I fell in love. Like the old Elvin Bishop song.

Rod Stewart did it too, but I prefer Elvin.

I would leak some secrets but she reads behind me sometimes.

Jimbuna · 01-04-13, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Married for like...crap almost ten years?!

I dunno what she sees in me, I am such a douchbag.

Smoking hot, and smart, too smart...Pain in my rectum smart.

I can understand single guys, but once in awhile you find your fit. I used to screw whatever moved but I fell in love. Like the old Elvin Bishop song.

Rod Stewart did it too, but I prefer Elvin.

I would leak some secrets but she reads behind me sometimes.

Then just as well

u crank · 01-04-13, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

You will find the true meaning of annoying when you do. I've married for 35 years! I find that very annoying.

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

That almost makes you a 'lifer'....congratulations from a noob of only almost 29 years

Light weights.

37 years and counting with the most understanding and kindest girl I could've ever met.

soopaman2 · 01-04-13, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Light weights.

37 years and counting with the most understanding and kindest girl I could've ever met.

When I was single and diddling anything that moved, I would mock you.

Now long time married with an awesome woman, I am jealous, and hope I am able to maintain as you have.

Kinda like the Stanley Kubrick "Duality of man philosophy" from Full metal Jacket.

u crank · 01-04-13, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

When I was single and diddling anything that moved, I would mock you.

Now long time married with an awesome woman, I am jealous, and hope I am able to maintain as you have.

Funny thing Soopa, it usually isn't up to us. I was a screwup for a long time. It's up to them. That's why I say understanding and kind. Glad you found a good one. All the best.

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Kinda like the Stanley Kubrick "Duality of man philosophy" from Full metal Jacket.

Love that movie. So many good quotes such as ...

"Anyone who runs is V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C.!"

Platapus · 01-05-13, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Still miss the BF that never became GF.

I hear that the sex change operations are becoming quite reliable these days.

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Dates! How hard can it be to pick up a loaf of bread or a bottle of milk and just check to see that you're getting a reasonable life out of it. I bought a loaf at the weekend - BBE 5 Jan. She buys one on Wednesday - BBE 3 Jan. __________________

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Married for like...crap almost ten years?! I dunno what she sees in me, I am such a douchbag. Smoking hot, and smart, too smart...Pain in my rectum smart. I can understand single guys, but once in awhile you find your fit. I used to screw whatever moved but I fell in love. Like the old Elvin Bishop song. Rod Stewart did it too, but I prefer Elvin. I would leak some secrets but she reads behind me sometimes. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Still miss the BF that never became GF. Too bad, we were working on the same frequency. Bonnie and Clyde. It's just she always had to bring some idiot into the mix. Her being shallow was her only bad trait and was enough to force me to kill the relation.