The porn stick

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Dowly, I work for an internet security corp. In the course of my workday, I've probably seen more porn by lunchtime, then you have all week, or even all month. I know FAR more then i care to about many things, ive worked here for over 10 years, and the novelty of it all wore off about 2 weeks after i was first hired.

So yeah, porn is overrated, at least to me.

Now that sounds like a challenge to me.

Pay per view event....

Dowly" The Finnish Ferret" verses Ducimus "The Mod Master" in a porn surfing showdown. Who can surf the most porn in 30.

[Aramike]

Originally Posted by Dowly

YOU ARE OVERRATED!!!

Pretty good one-handed typing there, ferret!

[antikristuseke]

He was using his nose, both hands were busy.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

He was using his nose, both hands were busy.

poor Dowly.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

But my Type IX won't fit through the strait of Gibraltar!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Molon Labe

Sadly, reverse psychology is highly effective on me!

In retrospect, I really should've stopped scrolling down the page after I found the pic I wanted.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I think you're gunna need a bigger jar? Got a costco membership?

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

In retrospect, I really should've stopped scrolling down the page after I found the pic I wanted.

It is the pursuit of knowledge that sets man appart from other animals, if you want to put on a thin veneer of philosophy on that horrible trek into the real of the things which can not be unseen.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

He was using his nose, both hands were busy.

Both hands?







Oh, right. One was holding the mouse.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Both hands?






Oh, right. One was holding the mouse.

He could be using one of those voice typing thingies

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

He could be using one of those voice typing thingies

Oh hey fancy meeting you here... Justin.

[antikristuseke]

I was more thinking along the lines of using the other hand to move in front of his mouth while making the stereotypical indian war cry from old cowboy movies when the eeehhh.... reached the point of extacy.

[the_tyrant]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

He could be using one of those voice typing thingies

I those situations i prefer touch screen

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I was more thinking along the lines of using the other hand to move in front of his mouth while making the stereotypical indian war cry from old cowboy movies when the eeehhh.... reached the point of extacy.

Interesting. I just assumed he yelled "Yahtzee!"

[antikristuseke]

No, no, no.
That is what he yells when he manages to get back from 501 using the darts board under his desk druing the course of the day. I hear it is a bit crusty.